Lord Gareth Cheeseman of Wokeland
@garethextwitter.bsky.social
A legend in my own lunch-break. Banned from Twatter. If you use ‘woke’ as an insult, you’re an utter bellend. I stand with Lichtenstein 🏴
I consider myself left of centre and I despise where politics has got to of late. But holy shit - I caught some of @zarahsultana.bsky.social’s speech today at the Your Party launch….it was as batshit crazy as Reform UK Ltd. What a bloody dangerous world we’re in.
November 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I consider myself left of centre and I despise where politics has got to of late. But holy shit - I caught some of @zarahsultana.bsky.social’s speech today at the Your Party launch….it was as batshit crazy as Reform UK Ltd. What a bloody dangerous world we’re in.
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BOOM!! 100,000 signatures! Now let’s have a date for the debate
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
November 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
BOOM!! 100,000 signatures! Now let’s have a date for the debate
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
I’d love to be in a white house press conference- I’d put my hand up and say: “mr president, is it true you’re an absolutely disgusting fat orange racist cunt?”
November 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I’d love to be in a white house press conference- I’d put my hand up and say: “mr president, is it true you’re an absolutely disgusting fat orange racist cunt?”
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Budget eve. So excited.
November 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Budget eve. So excited.
Shock! It turns out Nigel Farage was a racist cunt at school too! Who knew?
November 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Shock! It turns out Nigel Farage was a racist cunt at school too! Who knew?
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Boris Johnson
What he said: 20,000 more police
What he did: 23,000 fewer people
What he said: 20,000 more police
What he did: 23,000 fewer people
November 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Boris Johnson
What he said: 20,000 more police
What he did: 23,000 fewer people
What he said: 20,000 more police
What he did: 23,000 fewer people
Yay!!!
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
November 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Yay!!!
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
I so want to leave this fucking country. I don’t recognise what we have become.
Refugees’ jewellery could be seized to pay for asylum costs, says Home Office minister
Refugees’ jewellery could be seized to pay for asylum costs, says Home Office minister
Idea borrowed from Denmark is latest attempt to reduce number of refugees coming to UK
Refugees could have jewellery or other valuables taken to pay for the costs of processing their cases, a Home Office minister has said, in another detail of changes to migration policy likely to cause worries among Labour MPs.
Speaking to broadcasters before the formal announcement of sweeping changes to asylum policy on Monday, the Home Office minister Alex Norris said while this would not involve seizing wedding rings, jewellery without sentimental value could be taken. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:32 AM
I so want to leave this fucking country. I don’t recognise what we have become.
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November 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Strands #622
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@bbc don’t you dare back down and give in to that tango shitgibbon. He’s a bullying cunt - don’t let him bully you. Sure, you fucked up a small portion of an otherwise factual programme. But you certainly didn’t cause the Jan 6th insurrection…..HE DID. Fuck him. Fat cunt.
November 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
@bbc don’t you dare back down and give in to that tango shitgibbon. He’s a bullying cunt - don’t let him bully you. Sure, you fucked up a small portion of an otherwise factual programme. But you certainly didn’t cause the Jan 6th insurrection…..HE DID. Fuck him. Fat cunt.
Good. Fat orange racist cunt.
November 11, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Good. Fat orange racist cunt.
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Nowhere in the hysterical pile-on against the BBC in the British press has anyone mentioned that BBC News now has 77 million viewers & listeners in the US and has established itself as the second most trusted news source there.
November 11, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Nowhere in the hysterical pile-on against the BBC in the British press has anyone mentioned that BBC News now has 77 million viewers & listeners in the US and has established itself as the second most trusted news source there.
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Reform UK Leicestershire are crooks.
They announced consultants Newton would do a £1.4m savings review.
That’s ballooned to £30m in 6 just days.
Leader Dan Harrison is a con man.
Leicestershire you’ve been had.
leicestermercury.co.uk/news/local-n...
#ReformLies
They announced consultants Newton would do a £1.4m savings review.
That’s ballooned to £30m in 6 just days.
Leader Dan Harrison is a con man.
Leicestershire you’ve been had.
leicestermercury.co.uk/news/local-n...
#ReformLies
Firm leading council savings review could receive £30m
The county council currently needs to plug an expected £90 million gap in its day-to-day spending
leicestermercury.co.uk
November 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Reform UK Leicestershire are crooks.
They announced consultants Newton would do a £1.4m savings review.
That’s ballooned to £30m in 6 just days.
Leader Dan Harrison is a con man.
Leicestershire you’ve been had.
leicestermercury.co.uk/news/local-n...
#ReformLies
They announced consultants Newton would do a £1.4m savings review.
That’s ballooned to £30m in 6 just days.
Leader Dan Harrison is a con man.
Leicestershire you’ve been had.
leicestermercury.co.uk/news/local-n...
#ReformLies
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You honestly can't make this up. There was no way #Brexit was ever going to cut regulation or bureaucracy for exporters to the #EU, large or small, unless we opted to stay in the Single Market and Customs union. Many of us in business repeatedly made that point.
www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...
www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...
Farage says small business owners who thought Brexit would cut regulation have been betrayed – UK politics live
Reform UK leader claims that burden of regulation is worse than before the referendum
www.theguardian.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
You honestly can't make this up. There was no way #Brexit was ever going to cut regulation or bureaucracy for exporters to the #EU, large or small, unless we opted to stay in the Single Market and Customs union. Many of us in business repeatedly made that point.
www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...
www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...
Hey, Donny, I’ve got a message for you from the UK and all of us who cherish the BBC: “fuck if, you obese, racist, lying, misogynistic, ugly, orange cunt.”
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Hey, Donny, I’ve got a message for you from the UK and all of us who cherish the BBC: “fuck if, you obese, racist, lying, misogynistic, ugly, orange cunt.”
I’m hearing that His Majesty King Sausagefingers has removed Ponce Andrew’s Noncedom.
November 1, 2025 at 10:44 AM
I’m hearing that His Majesty King Sausagefingers has removed Ponce Andrew’s Noncedom.
A reminder that all Prince Harry did was fall in love with the mother of his children - who he wanted to protect from an utterly dysfunctional family.
Yet he’s still the villain in many eyes.
You utter wankers.
Yet he’s still the villain in many eyes.
You utter wankers.
October 31, 2025 at 3:16 PM
A reminder that all Prince Harry did was fall in love with the mother of his children - who he wanted to protect from an utterly dysfunctional family.
Yet he’s still the villain in many eyes.
You utter wankers.
Yet he’s still the villain in many eyes.
You utter wankers.
Whosoever decided to stick Flags of St George (the Turkish immigrant bloke) all over the fucking lampposts in Kettering, fuck off. It’s a national embarrassment.
October 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Whosoever decided to stick Flags of St George (the Turkish immigrant bloke) all over the fucking lampposts in Kettering, fuck off. It’s a national embarrassment.