Gareth P Jones
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Gareth P Jones
@garethpjones.bsky.social
Writer of books, composer of musicals, performer of performances, occasionally EP of TV. Listen, I'll pretty much do anything for the right price. I'll clean your car windows if you're paying & I have access to a damp cloth.
Manage might not be the right word. I'm aiming for survival and, ideally, some musical fun.
November 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Thank God cos pretty much all my royalties is drugs money.
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Does he have one-to-one piano lessons? What's interesting about these is that there are 7 kids, all with varying skillsets, interest, attention spans & dexterity. Like I say, I'm learning though. Whether they are is another question.
November 28, 2025 at 10:26 AM
I never saw the assembly sadly, but I was told about it by others. It was especially odd as no one in the assembly was in the habit of reading the Times Ed. (It wasn't that sort of school.) So the first they heard about my article was from Mr Wells himself.
November 26, 2025 at 10:18 AM
That's hilarious. I was a precocious teenager when these appeared. I wrote an article taking the piss out of them for The Times Educational Supplement. They gave it a headline like Tissue of Lies or something. This infuriated Mr Wells, the head teacher who did an assembly slagging me off.
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Good joke.
November 26, 2025 at 9:52 AM
18 November 2025
YouTube video by Gareth P Jones
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November 19, 2025 at 8:36 AM