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Garlax, The Weasel King
@garlaxweaselking.bsky.social
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I’m PROBABLY not the most boring person alive.
Just this guy, you know?

He/Him
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Everybody’s looking out the window!
A white lamp sits on a bedside table. More important is the dark blue curtain behind it, which two cat tails protrude from. One black, one grey.
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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A rare detente- they’re about an arm’s length apart on my bed!
A grey and white kitten curled up on a messy bed, looking at the camera A black and white cat curled up on the corner of a messy bed, in that weird cat position where the back feet are up near the head and the front feet are holding them.
November 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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I love dwarf fortress so much.
“General updates -Stopped adventure mode party members from feeling instinctual need to hunt and kill other party members when ambushed by wild animals. -Stopped glob spitting procedural creatures from spitting unknown material rather than poison. -Fixed issue that could cause adventure mode bandit harassment from ending prematurely. -Added more medical job exemptions to mount-being-controlled-by-rider rule. -Stopped ghosts that return from the dead twice from reporting an improper location as the site of the return.”
November 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Sleepy girl.
A rumpled looking black and white cat lying on her back, half open eyes glowing from the camera flash.
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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She is, apparently, STARVING TO DEATH. Jumped up on the table right in front of me while I was eating dinner- a new one from her!- and only retreated to that chair when I pointed the spray bottle at her.
A black and white cat sits atop a low, blue cushioned arm chair. She’s staring at something in the direction of the camera.
November 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Have some lounging cats for your (hopefully) lazy Sunday.
A black and white cat lies half on her side on a rumpled cream colored sheet. She’s looking over her shoulder off to the right. A grey and white cat lies curled on a rumpled bed. His eyes are barely open looking at the camera, and you can see the faint stripes on his tail, which is wrapped around in front of him.
November 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
A worm wearing an alpine hat and a bow tie driving a car shaped like an apple.
November 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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My cat is sitting on my chest facing away from my face. I am extremely glad that she’s the most modest cat.
The back of a black and white cat, seated facing away from the photographer on his chest. Her tail is tucked so her butt isn’t visible.
November 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Upside-down Precious and Badly-Lit Gummitch say goodnight!
A black and white cat lies on a rumpled white comforter upside down relative to the camera. She’s looking up at the camera inquisitively. A grey and white cat is curled on top of a cat tower. The lighting is poor, making him look DRAMATIC.
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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(The usurper has claimed *my* spot on my bed. But I had moved to the computer, so whatever.)
A grey and white cat lies on a rumpled sheet in front of some pillows.
November 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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UPDATE: Precious has regained her rightful throne.
A black and white cat sits in a grey cat bed, staring off into space.
November 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Excuse me sir. This is not your bed.
A grey and white cat is curled up in a grey cat bed. Three cat toys are in the space he isn’t taking up. His eyes are barely open.
November 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
A girl holds a rabbit, while another behind her looks off somewhere. The one holding the rabbit says “hey, maybe we should arm the rabbits with tiny guns” The style is from an anime, but I know not which.
November 17, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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The princess is in her tower once again. The kitten tried to beat her to it, but she drove him off.
A black and white cat sits in the crows nest of a cat tower. She is sitting so her face is half concealed and one paw is on the edge, staring at the camera.
November 16, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Im unclear why this gap developed in my ugly chair, but it’s hilarious when this little goofball falls into it.
A grey and white is half in a gap between the cushion of a fantastically ugly chair and the back. He is looking up at the camera somberly.
November 16, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Chaos mode: engaged
A grey and white kitten on top of a cat tower. His pupils are enormous.
November 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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She was reminding me about dinner time (half an hour off at that point) by taking my computer chair.
A black and white cat seen from above. She’s sitting on a wooden chair with arms partly covered in a blanket looking up at the camera.
November 16, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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My cat, Precious!
A black and white cat sits on a hardwood floor, looking directly at the camera.
November 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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The Child went to the vet yesterday! He’s nine pounds?!

(He was tired and grumpy from the shots and the stress when I took this)
A grey and white kitten with a red and orange bow tie collar sits on top of a cat tower. He’s looking at the camera. Half his face is in shadow.
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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She is snoring gently.
A black and white cat lies on the lap of the photographer, paws dangling over the edge of my leg. Her eyes are closed.
November 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Describe your cat’s personality in one photo
A black and white cat sits on a kitchen chair at a table. She’s looking over her shoulder up past the camera, eyes wide.
November 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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I love that my cat, napping on the windowsill, took the time to make an annoyed sound about the dirt bike that extremely noisily went by on the street.
A black and white cat lies with one foot dangling over the edge of a broad windowsill. She’s looking up sleepily.
November 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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“Of course you’d say that. You have the brain pan of a stage coach tilter!”
Mr burns with a phrenology bust on his desk, measuring Smither’s head with calipers.
November 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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She survived to dinner!!!

Seen below sitting in the “food chair”.
A black and white cat sits on a kitchen chair, staring wide-eyed back up over her shoulder.
November 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Precious just wants me to either feed her or lie down so she can lie on me, and I’m not doing either. Life is SO unfair.
A black and white cat sits on a hardwood floor looking up at the camera while facing the other way. She’s at an open door way with a toy mouse hanging from the lintel.
November 3, 2025 at 11:21 PM