Gaston Marian
@gcmarian.bsky.social
starseer, socialist, sleepy boi
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The purpose of stickers is to Never Use Them so that when you die your friends can put them on your coffin
June 13, 2024 at 9:13 PM
The purpose of stickers is to Never Use Them so that when you die your friends can put them on your coffin
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It was a slow apocalypse. Anytime someone opened a door, there was a chance they’d find a better world on the other side. Those who went through never returned. Few even tried to resist. The planet emptied. Soon, the other realities didn’t even need to be better. Just different.
November 19, 2023 at 10:21 PM
It was a slow apocalypse. Anytime someone opened a door, there was a chance they’d find a better world on the other side. Those who went through never returned. Few even tried to resist. The planet emptied. Soon, the other realities didn’t even need to be better. Just different.
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Common dog beliefs:
• Houses are just cars that don’t move much.
• The Moon is quiet because it is very shy.
• Humans don’t really understand human words either, so barking is just as good.
• The wind is an invisible friend who brings fun new smells.
• Carpet is fancy grass.
• Houses are just cars that don’t move much.
• The Moon is quiet because it is very shy.
• Humans don’t really understand human words either, so barking is just as good.
• The wind is an invisible friend who brings fun new smells.
• Carpet is fancy grass.
December 6, 2023 at 9:33 PM
Common dog beliefs:
• Houses are just cars that don’t move much.
• The Moon is quiet because it is very shy.
• Humans don’t really understand human words either, so barking is just as good.
• The wind is an invisible friend who brings fun new smells.
• Carpet is fancy grass.
• Houses are just cars that don’t move much.
• The Moon is quiet because it is very shy.
• Humans don’t really understand human words either, so barking is just as good.
• The wind is an invisible friend who brings fun new smells.
• Carpet is fancy grass.
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PSA: if you use ChatGPT you are training people to ignore you
I just had to explain to a CEO that ChatGPT-speak has become the defacto language of scammers everywhere and using it for all press reports and public facing language is a TERRIBLE idea because it sounds like we don't give a fuck about what we do
then he used it anyway
then he used it anyway
July 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
PSA: if you use ChatGPT you are training people to ignore you
I was wondering how I burned through 2gb of data when just listening to downloaded music while driving, and apparently Spotify opted me in to an option where it will shuffle unliked / undownloaded songs into the playlist.
July 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I was wondering how I burned through 2gb of data when just listening to downloaded music while driving, and apparently Spotify opted me in to an option where it will shuffle unliked / undownloaded songs into the playlist.
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the people we are ejecting are the future accountants, c-suites, engineers, doctors, and lawyers of other countries but, to the average american, we treat them identically to some dirty criminal who is fresh off of the boat. really, we are a nation of arrogant, petulant clowns beyond measure.
May 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
the people we are ejecting are the future accountants, c-suites, engineers, doctors, and lawyers of other countries but, to the average american, we treat them identically to some dirty criminal who is fresh off of the boat. really, we are a nation of arrogant, petulant clowns beyond measure.
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LEFTIST: Dude, you need to grow up and get a hobby. Start treating women like people and find a useful role in society.
RIGHT WING INFLUENCER: You’re a pussy. You’re a beta cuck. You’re poor because of the soy in your blood. Suck my dick, simp.
YOUNG MAN: the liberals have left me no choice
RIGHT WING INFLUENCER: You’re a pussy. You’re a beta cuck. You’re poor because of the soy in your blood. Suck my dick, simp.
YOUNG MAN: the liberals have left me no choice
May 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
LEFTIST: Dude, you need to grow up and get a hobby. Start treating women like people and find a useful role in society.
RIGHT WING INFLUENCER: You’re a pussy. You’re a beta cuck. You’re poor because of the soy in your blood. Suck my dick, simp.
YOUNG MAN: the liberals have left me no choice
RIGHT WING INFLUENCER: You’re a pussy. You’re a beta cuck. You’re poor because of the soy in your blood. Suck my dick, simp.
YOUNG MAN: the liberals have left me no choice
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every once in a while i remember how Kash Patel authorized a counter-terror operation in Africa without telling the African nation in question that they were deploying there
January 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
every once in a while i remember how Kash Patel authorized a counter-terror operation in Africa without telling the African nation in question that they were deploying there
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biggest W of my career. it was all worth it. thank you @kilotango.bsky.social 🥺😭😭😭 framed in my living room, gonna treasure this forever!!!!!!
May 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
biggest W of my career. it was all worth it. thank you @kilotango.bsky.social 🥺😭😭😭 framed in my living room, gonna treasure this forever!!!!!!
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Hey @dilfosaur.bsky.social, to say thankyou for being so kind on the latest @drawfeeshow.com ep I thought, why not loop it around even more and did some earnest fanart of some of Mini Karina’s little guys :) Tried to pull from all the moonpaw designs, I hope you like it!
May 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Hey @dilfosaur.bsky.social, to say thankyou for being so kind on the latest @drawfeeshow.com ep I thought, why not loop it around even more and did some earnest fanart of some of Mini Karina’s little guys :) Tried to pull from all the moonpaw designs, I hope you like it!
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ever since the tragic cases in the 1990s of teenagers following their liege lord into death it's been a major problem
I'm sorry but why is "bushido" such a perennial wedge issue in Britain
This could work.
We're talking about a nation that forced the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to be re-named Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles out of a fear that an entire generation of UK schoolchildren would be convinced by the comics and shows to abandon their families for a life of ninjutsu (and pizza).
We're talking about a nation that forced the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to be re-named Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles out of a fear that an entire generation of UK schoolchildren would be convinced by the comics and shows to abandon their families for a life of ninjutsu (and pizza).
April 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
ever since the tragic cases in the 1990s of teenagers following their liege lord into death it's been a major problem
Gave a skeptical friend a "scary accurate" astrological overview of the next few years, now I may be getting a birth time 😈
April 9, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Gave a skeptical friend a "scary accurate" astrological overview of the next few years, now I may be getting a birth time 😈
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this hyundai ev concept is the aesthetic i want in my electric car, i want to feel like a cyberpunk private detective with a drinking problem and an ex wife thats rooting for me
April 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
this hyundai ev concept is the aesthetic i want in my electric car, i want to feel like a cyberpunk private detective with a drinking problem and an ex wife thats rooting for me
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aesthetically jelly beans are the best candy because they validate the inherent human desire to eat pebbles
April 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
aesthetically jelly beans are the best candy because they validate the inherent human desire to eat pebbles
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when john deere recently found itself facing a strike on 2021, it used office workers to staff warehouses, and ended up with a much higher incident rate
after five weeks it capitulated to the union
after five weeks it capitulated to the union
BREAKING: United States Secretary of the Treasury Scott Bessent has seemed to suggest that the federal workforce fired recently "will give us the labor we need for new manufacturing," per CNBC
April 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
when john deere recently found itself facing a strike on 2021, it used office workers to staff warehouses, and ended up with a much higher incident rate
after five weeks it capitulated to the union
after five weeks it capitulated to the union
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It's so funny that people spent Cory Booker's 25 hour filibuster saying, "Well, this man's entire career has been craven betrayals of the entire working class, but maybe he's turned over a new leaf," only for him to immediately throw away 25 hours of good will to vote to kill more Palestinians
April 4, 2025 at 6:27 AM
It's so funny that people spent Cory Booker's 25 hour filibuster saying, "Well, this man's entire career has been craven betrayals of the entire working class, but maybe he's turned over a new leaf," only for him to immediately throw away 25 hours of good will to vote to kill more Palestinians
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Said it before on twitter but if you're signing up for someone's patreon on iOS please DO NOT use the patreon app, just use a web browser instead
The iOS app charges an extra fee that goes right into apple's pockets IN ADDITION to them placing a 75 day hold on the money before we even get it
The iOS app charges an extra fee that goes right into apple's pockets IN ADDITION to them placing a 75 day hold on the money before we even get it
Another reason not to use the Patreons ios app when supporting creators, Apple will not give us all the money you spend
April 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Said it before on twitter but if you're signing up for someone's patreon on iOS please DO NOT use the patreon app, just use a web browser instead
The iOS app charges an extra fee that goes right into apple's pockets IN ADDITION to them placing a 75 day hold on the money before we even get it
The iOS app charges an extra fee that goes right into apple's pockets IN ADDITION to them placing a 75 day hold on the money before we even get it
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Just cause I don’t have anything to say doesn’t mean I’m going to stop posting
May 29, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Just cause I don’t have anything to say doesn’t mean I’m going to stop posting
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We elected the non-comedy version of this guy:
February 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
We elected the non-comedy version of this guy:
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people keep tagging me in fuck around and find out content like I haven’t been talking about how pandemics lead to fascism since 2020.
The “find out” portion isn’t just for everyone who doesn’t consider themself a liberal—it’s for them too.
Haven’t masked in 4 years? FAAFO.
The “find out” portion isn’t just for everyone who doesn’t consider themself a liberal—it’s for them too.
Haven’t masked in 4 years? FAAFO.
January 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
people keep tagging me in fuck around and find out content like I haven’t been talking about how pandemics lead to fascism since 2020.
The “find out” portion isn’t just for everyone who doesn’t consider themself a liberal—it’s for them too.
Haven’t masked in 4 years? FAAFO.
The “find out” portion isn’t just for everyone who doesn’t consider themself a liberal—it’s for them too.
Haven’t masked in 4 years? FAAFO.
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The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over
January 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over