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Gelboy84
@gelboy84.bsky.social
Never leaves the house without his hair gelled. Scoring high on the Doucheometer (I'm told). Destined for a dunk in the gunge, push in the pool or pie in the face (again, I'm told).
You'd love that, I'm sure.
November 30, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Yeah, low blow.
November 30, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Someone who fully deserves it.
November 20, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I would be game.
November 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Let’s not leave this up to a poll, I know how that ends... ;-)
October 16, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Why not.
October 7, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Some people say I deserve it... like 200%
August 11, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Only if someone would actually nominate me.
August 4, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Absolutely.
August 4, 2025 at 10:44 AM
I feel your pain.
August 4, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Wow, I know some people who would be delighted to see me up there.
July 22, 2025 at 9:32 AM
GYOB style? Why do I feel like you’ve been waiting for this moment... But fine. Send your pitch.
May 20, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I was basically a human sundae... What would 'far enough' even look like?
May 20, 2025 at 8:27 AM
All that for some gel...
May 20, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Ah. Never heard that one before 😎. Curious though: how would you dish out my comeuppance?
May 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM