Greg
gernst196.bsky.social
Greg
@gernst196.bsky.social
it’s Greg, not Gregory 😡 Soil chemist. My views are my own. 🌈 please don’t repost my selfies thanks
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If I send you this it means I’m plotting your demise
Had thermostat issues this morning driving to work and then tonight driving home i got a high coolant temp alert so I have to take my car in UGH this won't be cheap i just have a feeling
November 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Me random times throughout the day “and who the fuck is Madeline?”
November 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
This shit is frying me
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Watching the Pokopia trailer and my thoughts are
1) people are gonna see the forms out of context and think they’re new megas
2) Ditto itself seems like the storage feature cause it just belches out crafted items
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
EVERY MAN ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
November 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Why buy napkins when paper towels are superior in every aspect
I think about this Business Insider article from 2016 on a daily basis.

Specifically, when I (a millennial) use a paper towel as a napkin.
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Castform when they get old:
November 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
He touch
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
What is your fireplace show? The one you get all comfy and no devices or distractions show?

Mine’s Criminal Minds
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
All’s Fair was supposed to be this cunt and camp show about hot confident women lawyers and not a rape show
November 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
What do you mean I’m making leftover hot dog Mac and cheese grilled cheese with this Stilton cheddar I found at Trader Joe’s and also bacon
November 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Oh this gummy is powerful
November 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I took my socks off because my feet were warm and then I put them immediately back on because now my apartment air is cold
November 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
My reason to live
‘ALIEN: EARTH’ has been renewed for Season 2.
November 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Ooooooh
Serebii Update: The Pokémon GO "Final Justice" event has been revealed. Runs November 25th at 10:00 to November 30th at 20:00 local time. Adds Keldeo Resolute Form and Shiny Keldeo into the game

Details @ www.serebii.net/index2.shtml
November 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
One of my fav artists is back today 🥹🥹🥹https://youtu.be/f8c0KPyK3Js?si=EtlMSqOzAgFwS_Vb
MOTHICA - EVERGREEN MISERY (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by MOTHICA
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Forever only referring to mustaches as “nose bush” from now on
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
🚨 TRUBBISH DOES A HAPPY LITTLE DANCE WHEN YOU AIM AT IT 🚨
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Ashnikko - YouTube Music Night
YouTube video by Ashnikko
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Haircut btw
November 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Lily Allen if she was very familiar with differentiating citrus species:
"But you're not a stranger Mandarin"
November 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Oh what a shame I can’t finish this collection challenge
November 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
4 free bag upgrades is live now! You gotta scroll down to find it (and it has to be 10am local on Monday for it to appear)
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I wish Lana still made music stylistically like this
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Reposted by Greg
My favorite part.
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM