Gerrence G
@gerrence.bsky.social
Writer, Stand Up Comic, Content Creator, Blerd. Striving to create joyfully every day! 🎊🎉🍾
Honking your horn to let someone know you’ve arrived in a shared residential parking lot is weird because it’s like you’re going out of your way to be analog. Why be so committed to being rude that you turn a blind eye to 25 years of cell phone technology?
February 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Honking your horn to let someone know you’ve arrived in a shared residential parking lot is weird because it’s like you’re going out of your way to be analog. Why be so committed to being rude that you turn a blind eye to 25 years of cell phone technology?
Tik Toc: “Sorry partner. I’m retiring. Just made my last payment on our houseboat. As soon as you and me burst into this warehouse with no backup and arrest all these arms dealers, Barbara and I are gonna pack everything up and sail around the world. Nah no vest needed. Sure I’ll be fine.
January 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Tik Toc: “Sorry partner. I’m retiring. Just made my last payment on our houseboat. As soon as you and me burst into this warehouse with no backup and arrest all these arms dealers, Barbara and I are gonna pack everything up and sail around the world. Nah no vest needed. Sure I’ll be fine.
Think the song “The Big Payback” works because James Brown genuinely sounds angry. Only the Godfather has the skills to rage-groove.
January 12, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Think the song “The Big Payback” works because James Brown genuinely sounds angry. Only the Godfather has the skills to rage-groove.
As a customer, it’s interesting see streaming services trying to figure out their business models. In the meantime, I just got done watching “Smile” on Disney +
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December 12, 2024 at 7:32 PM
As a customer, it’s interesting see streaming services trying to figure out their business models. In the meantime, I just got done watching “Smile” on Disney +
😂😂
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Foods like mashed potatoes and grits are great because it’s like an excuse to eat baby food without being judged.
December 3, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Foods like mashed potatoes and grits are great because it’s like an excuse to eat baby food without being judged.
Person who doesn’t write: “I got an idea for you.” (RED FLAG)
Me: “😑. What is it?”
Person who doesn’t write: “It’s about a father and son on a road trip, but the twist is, the car is a ghost.”
Me: “😑 Hey! You should write it!”
Person who doesn’t write: “Nah. That’s your thing.”
Me: 🤦🏾♂️
Me: “😑. What is it?”
Person who doesn’t write: “It’s about a father and son on a road trip, but the twist is, the car is a ghost.”
Me: “😑 Hey! You should write it!”
Person who doesn’t write: “Nah. That’s your thing.”
Me: 🤦🏾♂️
November 21, 2024 at 4:58 AM
Person who doesn’t write: “I got an idea for you.” (RED FLAG)
Me: “😑. What is it?”
Person who doesn’t write: “It’s about a father and son on a road trip, but the twist is, the car is a ghost.”
Me: “😑 Hey! You should write it!”
Person who doesn’t write: “Nah. That’s your thing.”
Me: 🤦🏾♂️
Me: “😑. What is it?”
Person who doesn’t write: “It’s about a father and son on a road trip, but the twist is, the car is a ghost.”
Me: “😑 Hey! You should write it!”
Person who doesn’t write: “Nah. That’s your thing.”
Me: 🤦🏾♂️
How you feel when you have enough restraint to go to sleep instead of starting a new episode.
a man in a red jacket with a star trek logo on his chest
ALT: a man in a red jacket with a star trek logo on his chest
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November 20, 2024 at 5:01 PM
How you feel when you have enough restraint to go to sleep instead of starting a new episode.