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ghost-bear.bsky.social
Potato's Alt
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face reveal lol
The eternal struggle between insatiable horniness and crushing insecurity
July 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
just like me fr
June 14, 2025 at 4:03 AM
good morning 🌞
May 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
May 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
y'all are USELESS
drop your most foolproof techniques to achieve orgasm below 👇
April 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
drop your most foolproof techniques to achieve orgasm below 👇
April 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
It's a serious problem 😭😭😭
April 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I feel like I would have this man begging for more
Ossoff: This is why things don’t work for ordinary people. It’s not because of trans kids or woke college students. It’s not because of our new arch-enemy… Canada.
March 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
y'all ever wake up unbearably horny

yeah me neither
March 5, 2025 at 1:06 PM
seeing this guy say he's a political scientist was a slight jumpscare

I'm not trying to be funny here, but seems like an APD type 💀

(None of you will get this, but that's not really a necessary condition for me posting)
March 3, 2025 at 11:55 AM
rate the fit

I like frogs
February 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
new hat
February 26, 2025 at 4:40 AM
throwback photo:
me teaching some regulars how to armwrestle
February 23, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I really can't put myself in the mindset people who don't have sex often

We all have dry spells, that's not what I mean, I mean living that way even in like long-term relationships and whatnot

Like sometimes people go months but I already start losing my mind if it's more than a couple days lol
February 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
On my main account someone followed me whose bio specifies both that they are not Keanu Reeves and that they are not Keanu Reeves' girlfriend
February 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
three guesses lol
February 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
happy Sunday 😊
February 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
fellas,,
February 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Incidentally, The Dead Don't Die is an excellent movie to watch while intoxicated
We are all Hermit Bob at the beginning of The Dead Don't Die right now
January 31, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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January 31, 2025 at 2:28 AM
To clarify this, cause in retrospect the language here kinda sounds judgmental, but what I mean is, just sorta like which one is more of a better look *for me*
How do we feel folks?
Is this a change for the better or the worse?
(Thinner one is newer)
January 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM
How do we feel folks?
Is this a change for the better or the worse?
(Thinner one is newer)
January 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Reposted by Potato's Alt
Oh
January 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
sex 👍
January 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
when I say I lost weight,
this is what I mean

I'm pulling them a bit taut in the pic (if nothing else to keep them up lol) but not that much, apparently 225 -> 165 makes a huge difference
January 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM