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@ghostgabe.bsky.social

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horror connoisseur • reality tv enthusiast • shitposting extraordinaire

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gabe @ghostgabe.bsky.social · 22h

shoutout to men with vaginas

gabe @ghostgabe.bsky.social · 1d

if sigourney acts like she’s better than everyone it’s because she is

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gabe @ghostgabe.bsky.social · 1d

while you drop lies, I’m dropping the beat

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gabe @ghostgabe.bsky.social · 1d

all my opps are going through it

gabe @ghostgabe.bsky.social · 2d

put the phone down bestie

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gabe @ghostgabe.bsky.social · 2d

I hate how fast I talk when I’m doing a presentation but I can’t help it

a man in a suit and tie is talking to a woman with the words shhhshushubalafluba written below him

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gabe @ghostgabe.bsky.social · 2d

Need to feel that mustache tickle my taint

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gabe @ghostgabe.bsky.social · 2d

describe your bluesky account in one image x

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gabe @ghostgabe.bsky.social · 3d

impulsively online shopping to soothe the sunday scaries

gabe @ghostgabe.bsky.social · 3d

this is how I want bad bunny to leave me

a person is holding a glazed donut with icing dripping from it

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gabe @ghostgabe.bsky.social · 3d

lord have mercy

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gabe @ghostgabe.bsky.social · 3d

the beard really does it for me

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gabe @ghostgabe.bsky.social · 4d

had a lot of fun with this one!

gabe @ghostgabe.bsky.social · 4d

#nw

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gabe @ghostgabe.bsky.social · 5d

trying to see something sooooo

like this post if you’re cut
repost if you’re uncut

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gabe @ghostgabe.bsky.social · 4d

wait a minute

josh from mythical kitchen and ian from smosh

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 5d

On October 3rd, I’m asking you to register to vote.

zohranfornyc.com/register

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gabe @ghostgabe.bsky.social · 5d

sipping on my iced coffee while sitting outside enjoying the sunny 74 degree weather

gabe @ghostgabe.bsky.social · 5d

trying to see something sooooo

like this post if you’re cut
repost if you’re uncut

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gabe @ghostgabe.bsky.social · 5d

these jeans are so tight around my balls pray for me

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gabe @ghostgabe.bsky.social · 5d

“you just mad cuz your son fav color is 5” is an all-timer

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gabe @ghostgabe.bsky.social · 5d

at least we’ll always have them

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gabe @ghostgabe.bsky.social · 6d

rewatching this classic