I thought the Onion was supposed to be satire

Lmao 😂

Sir this is a Wendy's.

Ayyyyy I just got a molt last week from one too lol

(Continued) once her exoskeleton hardens, she will build a new burrow that I will NOT disturb next time! The general rule is to NEVER dig up a burrowing spider unless the enclosure smells bad, and I will be sure to continue to live by that rule going forward!

(Continued) I also covered the enclosure with a towel to minimize stress. Whether or not the humidity spike and darkness was needed is debatable, but she molted just fine, as you can see. Her molt is on the left, and she is scrunched up and recovering on the right. (Continied below)

Losing hairs and lethargy are common signs that a molt is incoming. I wouldn't want to be very active if my clothes were overly tight, either! To help with the process, I simulated heavy rains by flooding the enclosure and occasionally misting (these seem to trigger molts...continued below)

Also you invited me to do unspeakable things with you. Pretty gay.

Yeah I've heard it before. You're married to save face but secretly sleep with men to satisfy your desires

Bro just admit you are gay. Only closeted individuals are this bigoted

Lmao I knew you were gay

Buddy you're going on PornHub watching dudes jack each other off. Quit lying

You must be in the closet if you're that much a bigot.

Just a word of advice: never capitalize species and subspecies names. Only the genus should he capitalized

I stand corrected but the video in the original post is still AI, and no mention of the scientific name anywhere in the article does make things seem less reputable

Except it isn't. No bird glides with its wings tucked so close to the body, let alone with their tail feathers closed. Not a single reputable link aboht these birds exists. There is also no scientific name, implying everything about these birds is made up.

Is that the one that shows Jumba creating Stitch?

Mario confirmed for Game of Thrones

It's the Pirates. We know Skenes is gonna go to a contender sooner than later for a bag of spoiled anchovies