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Chris Langan
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Sci-fi writer, but my toxic trait is that I believe I can write anything. Maybe. Probably.

The worst part of getting older is realizing a Gunstar can take an X-Wing in a fight.
A Tale of 2 Starbucks

Baristas at 1st SB: "Try a Cold Brew with lemonade! People order it all the time!"

Baristas at 2nd SB: "We tried that lemonade thing you ordered last time. Are you alright???"
November 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Stuvic Groundwater longs to become the first dwarven dragon rider. When humans attack, the realm is threatened by mind-altering dark magic. Denied membership by the elven-only riders, he builds his own dragon. If the riders fall, Stuvic will be the only one left to save the realm. #QuestPit #W #F
February 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Don Hartley has a lot to do before he dies. He has to repair his marriage, steal a starship, and escape Earth to warn the colonies about a covert alien invasion. His wife is offworld, the aliens are cunning, and his only backup is a ragtag group of fellow cancer patients. #QuestPit #Q #SF #A
February 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Ok so if the Enterprise A was considered a heavy cruiser, does that mean the D was a battleship? A dreadnaught even?

#startrek
November 24, 2024 at 3:51 PM
In the throes of a stomach bug, I watched the first episode of Voyager.

WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE 2ND CARETAKER?!?
November 24, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Guy Gardener has the absolute worst haircut in all of comics, yeah? Couldn’t possibly be any character out there with something worse, right? RIGHT?? #comics
November 21, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Shoutout to the kid who volunteered to write down the names of kids “who were being good”, then proceeded to write his own name on said list. You’re playing chess and everyone else is playing checkers, my man.

#adventuresinsubbing
November 20, 2024 at 2:04 AM
Did I write today? No. But I DID work on a Blender 3D image for a writing competition. Name of the file:

Underwater House of Commons
November 19, 2024 at 5:10 AM
I forget who, but someone once dropped this gem on me:

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy."
November 15, 2024 at 3:19 AM
Me: “Whew! Work is calming down so now I can get back to writing!”

Also me: “Wait…Homeworld 3 AND Dune Spice Wars are on sale??”
November 14, 2024 at 8:17 PM
So, I'm here to ask the tough questions that plague my mind.

For example, why in the world would the Jedi of the Old Republic allow something as evil as slavery to exist? Like Qui-Gonn gets to Tatooine, sees slavery in action, and is all like, "Nah, we aren't here for that."

#starwars
November 14, 2024 at 1:39 AM
If I ever have the privilege of having a book signing, you can bet there will be a taco cart there.

Also, I’ll have lasers and an entrance theme song. Reading from my book? Sure. But stick around for the karaoke that follows.
November 13, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Hey everyone! So I just followed a lot of starter packs for writing and sci-fi and writing sci-fi and writing writing and sci-fi sci-fi. Happy to be here and excited for the community!
November 13, 2024 at 9:43 PM