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gibson (holiday edition)
@gibsongrumbles.bsky.social
top 0.01% on LinkedIn | NYC | he/him | mostly grumbling, occasionally NSFW | 🏳️‍🌈
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hey bro, ready for the next game of beach volleyball? loser has to top
waiting for the newsmax segment using this clip as proof that gay men shouldn't be allowed to have children 🫠
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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if AI is making everything better then why is everything collapsing at an alarming rate
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
listening to The Last Five Years and skipping all of Jamie’s solo songs except for “If I Didn’t Believe in You” (and mayyyyybe “Nobody Needs to Know”)
December 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
the face | the cock 🤭
December 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
my workouts for the past two weeks have been INSANELY good and i am feeling very strong boy
December 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Dahlia Lithwick using the term “skeeted” with a straight face on the Amicus pod has me in stitches. Like, we picked a stupid name and now serious people are using it in the real world 🫠
December 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
And as I knelt there, eyes watering, a stranger’s load pumping down my throat, I couldn’t help but think “damn, I guess my ex really must have dumped me for my personality.”
December 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
People filming content in Trader Joe’s??? Mama, there’s no room in TJs for anything but getting in and getting out!
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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"I ask forgiveness for the things I′ve done you blame me for" is such a Housewives apology
December 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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“PASSWORDS DO NOT MATCH” bitch let me finish
December 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
lol the pantone color of the year is literally just off-white
December 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
“this reel has one comment from facebook”

okay and i don’t care to know what it is
December 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Anyways me seeing everyone’s Wrapped/Replays
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
top artist: Celine Dion

duh
December 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
for christmas this year, i'm giving every one of you a little kiss
December 3, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I think that having Beth Leavel belting directly in my face would heal me
December 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
i didn’t bother to screenshot my word cloud, but the word “james” is pretty high up there solely because of my undying affection for @jamesholod.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
i am once again begging americans traveling to europe to consider that the reason they feel better is that they are:

- walking wayyyyy more
- eating more slowly (giving themselves time to recognize feelings of fullness)
- literally just less stressed because they are on vacation
December 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
"You're in the top 0.01% of viewers of 'Megan Hilty's PERFECT ACTING in Thank Goodness (Live from Wicked)' — the theme of your 2025 is depressed faggot."
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
lol they’re accidentally doing a military demoralization campaign as they try to save their asses in the short term
Breaking news: Government officials said they are increasingly concerned that the Trump administration intends to scapegoat the military officer who directed U.S. forces to kill survivors of a targeted strike on suspected drug smugglers in Latin America.
Hegseth, with White House help, tries to distance himself from boat strike fallout
As Congress vows accountability, the Trump administration emphasized it was a top military commander — not the defense secretary — who directed the engagement.
wapo.st
December 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
being human is so funny because wdym i can just be going about my day and then in an instant be completely overcome with a profound and unprompted sense of grief and loneliness
December 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
December 1, 2025 at 2:47 PM
mid workout poop
elmo the sesame street character is sitting on a potty
Alt: elmo the sesame street character is sitting on a potty
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Absolute debasement of academic standards
*student submits opinion in psych class
*gets bad grade
*instructor says she can make whatever arguments she wants but must draw on empirical sources
*student & Turning Point says her religious freedom & first amendment rights violated
*professor suspended
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
November 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM