just happy to be holidays 🎄
@gingermophobia.bsky.social
mallory. poet and "critic at large". used to play music, might do it again. writing reviews and things at malloryelliott.substack.com
this was NSFW
November 30, 2025 at 6:32 AM
this was NSFW
Sum up your gender in 4 fictional characters
November 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Sum up your gender in 4 fictional characters
ten-ish years
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
ten-ish years
so this is just like, completely the opposite of the movie They Live, huh
November 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
so this is just like, completely the opposite of the movie They Live, huh
fellas have you ever felt like this
November 20, 2025 at 4:11 AM
fellas have you ever felt like this
it's gonna be a lot of this
November 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
it's gonna be a lot of this
reading a poem for my sister's wedding (photo: Amber Garrett/ambergarettphoto.com)
November 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
reading a poem for my sister's wedding (photo: Amber Garrett/ambergarettphoto.com)
i love when i introduce my friends to each other and they all hit it off <3
October 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
i love when i introduce my friends to each other and they all hit it off <3
saw this in an ad on a website, not sure christmas attire should go this hard
October 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
saw this in an ad on a website, not sure christmas attire should go this hard
this is 39
October 24, 2025 at 3:48 AM
this is 39
this failed fit check pic has a sinister aura
October 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
this failed fit check pic has a sinister aura
guess they didn't do it
October 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
guess they didn't do it
Who boomers & Xers see when they think of autism versus who younger people see
September 23, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Who boomers & Xers see when they think of autism versus who younger people see
at the wedding (photos by my partner marjorie, marjoriewilliams.art)
September 22, 2025 at 4:04 AM
at the wedding (photos by my partner marjorie, marjoriewilliams.art)
continually writing nintendo until they confirm that "jazz jackrabbit" will appear in the next "super smash brothers"
September 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
continually writing nintendo until they confirm that "jazz jackrabbit" will appear in the next "super smash brothers"
summarize the internet in a single sentence
September 13, 2025 at 5:43 AM
summarize the internet in a single sentence
hope this queen is doing great wherever she is
September 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
hope this queen is doing great wherever she is
here i am with my true love :)
September 8, 2025 at 3:45 AM
here i am with my true love :)
this is like that one episode of sex and the city where they say the t slur a lot
September 8, 2025 at 3:33 AM
this is like that one episode of sex and the city where they say the t slur a lot
there's something terrifying about the idea of a an english seaside resort. like how could it be anything but completely haunted
September 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
there's something terrifying about the idea of a an english seaside resort. like how could it be anything but completely haunted
vintage sale find... if u know u know
August 31, 2025 at 10:45 PM
vintage sale find... if u know u know
