☭⚧️ Ms. Andry
@girldyke.bsky.social
She/her, real human being lesbian who enjoys normal human lesbian activities like drink water and heartbeat and woman
Signal for mutuals if you need anything. Just ask.
NO MINORS 🔞
Signal for mutuals if you need anything. Just ask.
NO MINORS 🔞
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☭⚧️ Ms. Andry
@girldyke.bsky.social
· Oct 19
Girldick
God gives her biggest cocks to her bottomest women
December 9, 2025 at 1:35 PM
God gives her biggest cocks to her bottomest women
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the best time to take a nap is actually 7am
December 9, 2025 at 12:13 PM
the best time to take a nap is actually 7am
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lesbians are so funny. it looks like sonic died here
December 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
lesbians are so funny. it looks like sonic died here
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what if ea-nasir's copper was actually totally fine and the tablet was just written by a yelp reviewer
December 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
what if ea-nasir's copper was actually totally fine and the tablet was just written by a yelp reviewer
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Due to a bizarre code interdepency in Super Mario Sunshine, Mario can gain permanent aggression to durians. While normally, he can handle them gently, if Mario enters a sewer and jumps once, he will become incapable of kicking them with anything except full force.
August 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Due to a bizarre code interdepency in Super Mario Sunshine, Mario can gain permanent aggression to durians. While normally, he can handle them gently, if Mario enters a sewer and jumps once, he will become incapable of kicking them with anything except full force.
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I want people to be scared when I dock with a hot girl who is a degenerate
December 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I want people to be scared when I dock with a hot girl who is a degenerate
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my favorite wrestler turned actor turned ancient missile weapon dave ballista
December 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
my favorite wrestler turned actor turned ancient missile weapon dave ballista
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If you showed a Roman emperor door dash they’d be like “wait so you use magic to summon slave minorities to go out into extreme weather to bring you decadent treats? That’s amazing teach me your magic witch”
December 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
If you showed a Roman emperor door dash they’d be like “wait so you use magic to summon slave minorities to go out into extreme weather to bring you decadent treats? That’s amazing teach me your magic witch”
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“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
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I don’t even particularly hate Neelix that much but when an episode starts and he is sitting on the bridge next to the captain I wish I could beat him with a club
December 8, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I don’t even particularly hate Neelix that much but when an episode starts and he is sitting on the bridge next to the captain I wish I could beat him with a club
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felt cube might delete later
December 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
felt cube might delete later
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caught your man checking out one of those bitches of ill repute, huh? tragic. many such cases
December 8, 2025 at 12:13 PM
caught your man checking out one of those bitches of ill repute, huh? tragic. many such cases
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anybody else sick of seeing these WHORES at disney world???? these women of low merit?? hello??
December 8, 2025 at 11:56 AM
anybody else sick of seeing these WHORES at disney world???? these women of low merit?? hello??
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AAA GAME STUDIOS: We've partnered with Saudi Arabia's new hunter-killer AI to make our game 80% less "Woke". Get ready for slurs, fellow gamers [bloodthirsty cheers from stockholders]
GAMING INFLUENCERS: No More Pussy Bones In Codblops?? 🤔🤔🤔
GAMERS: yoshi is NOT pregnant. The proper term is 'gravid'
GAMING INFLUENCERS: No More Pussy Bones In Codblops?? 🤔🤔🤔
GAMERS: yoshi is NOT pregnant. The proper term is 'gravid'
December 8, 2025 at 5:28 AM
AAA GAME STUDIOS: We've partnered with Saudi Arabia's new hunter-killer AI to make our game 80% less "Woke". Get ready for slurs, fellow gamers [bloodthirsty cheers from stockholders]
GAMING INFLUENCERS: No More Pussy Bones In Codblops?? 🤔🤔🤔
GAMERS: yoshi is NOT pregnant. The proper term is 'gravid'
GAMING INFLUENCERS: No More Pussy Bones In Codblops?? 🤔🤔🤔
GAMERS: yoshi is NOT pregnant. The proper term is 'gravid'
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you wouldn't download a pussy
December 8, 2025 at 4:12 AM
you wouldn't download a pussy
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ME: (lightening the mood for friend who's dealing with a bad beetle infestation) Gee, is that a writhing lump of beetles in your pocket or are ya just happy to see me?
FRIEND: It's beetles. I haven't seen my genitals or been able to maintain an erection for weeks, because of all the beetles on me.
FRIEND: It's beetles. I haven't seen my genitals or been able to maintain an erection for weeks, because of all the beetles on me.
December 8, 2025 at 5:08 AM
ME: (lightening the mood for friend who's dealing with a bad beetle infestation) Gee, is that a writhing lump of beetles in your pocket or are ya just happy to see me?
FRIEND: It's beetles. I haven't seen my genitals or been able to maintain an erection for weeks, because of all the beetles on me.
FRIEND: It's beetles. I haven't seen my genitals or been able to maintain an erection for weeks, because of all the beetles on me.
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haven’t even had my coffee yet and i’m sitting in a meeting looking at a spreadsheet about the “cum supply” 💀
begging the factory to stop abbreviating “cumulative yield” as “cum yield”
someone asked “how’s today’s cum yield looking?” and i had to try so hard to keep a straight face
someone asked “how’s today’s cum yield looking?” and i had to try so hard to keep a straight face
December 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
haven’t even had my coffee yet and i’m sitting in a meeting looking at a spreadsheet about the “cum supply” 💀
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The gulf between “I am happy with my life and my friends and family” and “every institution is gearing up to unperson and/or murder me” is so fucking huge.
December 8, 2025 at 4:56 AM
The gulf between “I am happy with my life and my friends and family” and “every institution is gearing up to unperson and/or murder me” is so fucking huge.
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like I knew when I came out as transgender that my community's history does consist a LOT of getting brutally repressed and murdered, so I wasn't *not* expecting society to try doing that again, but I really thought the guys doing it would be less fucking stupid than this
December 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
like I knew when I came out as transgender that my community's history does consist a LOT of getting brutally repressed and murdered, so I wasn't *not* expecting society to try doing that again, but I really thought the guys doing it would be less fucking stupid than this
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I am extremely happy I transitioned. It makes me feel like a real person, and I can love and live more freely now. The only drawbacks to transition are sanction from society, and it is a concerted effort. Transitioning saved my life; if I die it is because the establishment chose to kill me.
The gulf between “I am happy with my life and my friends and family” and “every institution is gearing up to unperson and/or murder me” is so fucking huge.
December 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I am extremely happy I transitioned. It makes me feel like a real person, and I can love and live more freely now. The only drawbacks to transition are sanction from society, and it is a concerted effort. Transitioning saved my life; if I die it is because the establishment chose to kill me.
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Btw these games need to stop asking me if I want a clue. I never want a clue. I will solve it myself. I am as intelligent as I am beautiful, which is to say probably like 60th percentile
It’s so crazy that after a couple hundred Picross puzzles you can kinda start eyeballing from just the numbers like you’re looking at the Matrix code
December 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Btw these games need to stop asking me if I want a clue. I never want a clue. I will solve it myself. I am as intelligent as I am beautiful, which is to say probably like 60th percentile
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standing outside the surgeons office in the rain holding a boombox crying throwing up begging for a crumb of pussy
December 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
standing outside the surgeons office in the rain holding a boombox crying throwing up begging for a crumb of pussy
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they call it sleep token because when you turn 360 degrees and walk away
December 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
they call it sleep token because when you turn 360 degrees and walk away