*Completely ignores you while eating all the delicious people food at the dining room table. Not even sharing LEFTOVERS!!!*
Dark Petplay

▶️ Transformation Potion 🧪✨ 🦌🦝🐇🦅
misterlemur.etsy.com/listing/4379...

*cue innocent blep of a boyfriend puppy who knows the subtle nuances that makes this simple collie even happier~* ;//u//;

t- that's expert mode, game gets harder (nah. brain get fuzzier) with every click @u@

Pong. But instead of ball go back and forth between two paddles, ball go towards me and I catch c:

Oh that speech before the big fight? Absolutely shattered me! Absolutely beautiful game ;u;

*logs into bluesky*
*new age verification pop-up*

Nah~

"from a distance the city lights are sorta like stars!"
"i dont recall the last time i saw stars past the acid choked clouds above us"
( 1/2 )
#ChawryArt #cyberpunk

you are without a doubt my favourite cyberpunk artist xux I can just feel the life of the scene in every piece you make!

Better to read the fine print

My easy choice is mega gengar, but this goober always makes me smile ;u;

As always, my master @billycollie.bsky.social nails my newfound puppy aesthetic with this absolutely ADORABLE birthday present to help finalize my newfound puppy form! ;//u//;

Thank you to everyone who wished me a happy birthday and now please throw ball again PlsThankUYisPlsThanks ;u;

just teasin'

*Happy puppy noises!*

Is my birthdayyyyyy ;//u//;

Not an original thought at all, but we all can benefit from using social media less... More importantly only using these sites in a very "conscious" way, if at all.

It can not be understated just how much mental harm these platforms have done to everyone.

Arf! Thank you very much! ;//u//; there will most certainly be some form of subtle anatomy differences because "collie puppy who had a growth spurt and doesn't know how to use his new big body" is absolutely what I am going for xux

Wanna be silly lanky puppy! ;u;

Me: *genuinely just not having a good day at work. Huffy upset at just so many different things.

Also me: *finally out. Walking through break room to leave. Sees candy dish with one last little candy in it. Little lollypop.

Me as well: *small smile... only for it to shatter in the wrapper...*

;-;

Just going to say I love my little nappy wearing boyfriend @girtoony.bsky.social! ;3 <3

Sticker by the ever wonderful @orlandofox.bsky.social!

nnnnfff... M- master always just drops these little posts for me to catch and make me bluuuuuush! ;//u//;

@girtoony.bsky.social is adorable in his nappies.....Nuff said. c;

...and otherwise allows owners to adjust their companions' facilities to their preferred levels!
pets are guaranteed to have a dumb, drooling smile on their face within minutes of the collar snapping shut around their neck!
autonomy is unnecessary, why worry about it when your pet won't?

good pups, kitties, and more wear their Securely Tested Unbreakable Pet Inhibition Device (STUPID, for short), a seamless collar that:
- curbs or removes speech capabilities
- lowers intelligence and reasoning
- links obedience to dopamine production
- induces incontinence, incompetence, etc

Bruh

BFC has awoken the puppy in me bark bark bark!!

I got a new collar and it's soooo cute and comfy <3

I especially like when someone tugs on it (with permission) ^//^