⚔️Dane⚔️
@glasswhale.bsky.social
Late 30’s denizen of Kingston Upon Hell, Metal and video games keep me alive.
Physical Media is king.
Physical Media is king.
Game 36 completed ✅
Visions Of Mana - 6.5/10
Eh it’s okay I guess, bog standard ARPG riddled with performance issues and bugs.
The games art and sound direction is absolutely gorgeous though and it’s worth playing just to see how beautiful it is.
Visions Of Mana - 6.5/10
Eh it’s okay I guess, bog standard ARPG riddled with performance issues and bugs.
The games art and sound direction is absolutely gorgeous though and it’s worth playing just to see how beautiful it is.
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Game 36 completed ✅
Visions Of Mana - 6.5/10
Eh it’s okay I guess, bog standard ARPG riddled with performance issues and bugs.
The games art and sound direction is absolutely gorgeous though and it’s worth playing just to see how beautiful it is.
Visions Of Mana - 6.5/10
Eh it’s okay I guess, bog standard ARPG riddled with performance issues and bugs.
The games art and sound direction is absolutely gorgeous though and it’s worth playing just to see how beautiful it is.
Game 35 completed ✅
PowerWash Simulator 2 - 8/10
More of the same goodness the first one gave to us. Aside from a weaker story and some annoying bugs, it’s just a load of fun and the ending was super wholesome.
PowerWash Simulator 2 - 8/10
More of the same goodness the first one gave to us. Aside from a weaker story and some annoying bugs, it’s just a load of fun and the ending was super wholesome.
November 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Game 35 completed ✅
PowerWash Simulator 2 - 8/10
More of the same goodness the first one gave to us. Aside from a weaker story and some annoying bugs, it’s just a load of fun and the ending was super wholesome.
PowerWash Simulator 2 - 8/10
More of the same goodness the first one gave to us. Aside from a weaker story and some annoying bugs, it’s just a load of fun and the ending was super wholesome.
Game 34 completed ✅
BALL X PIT - 9/10
I’ve just tapped an absurd amount of hours into this game over a 4 day period since its release. This is so sick honestly, in a sea of paint by numbers roguelikes this one stands out near the top. PLAY THE HELL OUT OF IT.
BALL X PIT - 9/10
I’ve just tapped an absurd amount of hours into this game over a 4 day period since its release. This is so sick honestly, in a sea of paint by numbers roguelikes this one stands out near the top. PLAY THE HELL OUT OF IT.
October 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Game 34 completed ✅
BALL X PIT - 9/10
I’ve just tapped an absurd amount of hours into this game over a 4 day period since its release. This is so sick honestly, in a sea of paint by numbers roguelikes this one stands out near the top. PLAY THE HELL OUT OF IT.
BALL X PIT - 9/10
I’ve just tapped an absurd amount of hours into this game over a 4 day period since its release. This is so sick honestly, in a sea of paint by numbers roguelikes this one stands out near the top. PLAY THE HELL OUT OF IT.
Whoa calm down, an easily influenced person like myself might start really loving videogames because of these sort of words being thrown around!
October 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Whoa calm down, an easily influenced person like myself might start really loving videogames because of these sort of words being thrown around!
Oh god I can’t do this to myself again, I’ve already sank enough hours in the game on mobile and console previously 😮💨
October 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Oh god I can’t do this to myself again, I’ve already sank enough hours in the game on mobile and console previously 😮💨
It’s gonna suck so bad, the last good thing The Simpsons did was the first movie and no way can they ride that wave again!
September 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
It’s gonna suck so bad, the last good thing The Simpsons did was the first movie and no way can they ride that wave again!
Game 33 completed ✅
Borderlands 4 - 9/10
Just rolled credits on the main storyline, had a lot of fun with it aside from the odd nag with systems and occasional bug. Felt a lot more mature and the humour was much less cringe than 3. Really hoping the DLC’s add a lot more to it in the future!
Borderlands 4 - 9/10
Just rolled credits on the main storyline, had a lot of fun with it aside from the odd nag with systems and occasional bug. Felt a lot more mature and the humour was much less cringe than 3. Really hoping the DLC’s add a lot more to it in the future!
September 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Game 33 completed ✅
Borderlands 4 - 9/10
Just rolled credits on the main storyline, had a lot of fun with it aside from the odd nag with systems and occasional bug. Felt a lot more mature and the humour was much less cringe than 3. Really hoping the DLC’s add a lot more to it in the future!
Borderlands 4 - 9/10
Just rolled credits on the main storyline, had a lot of fun with it aside from the odd nag with systems and occasional bug. Felt a lot more mature and the humour was much less cringe than 3. Really hoping the DLC’s add a lot more to it in the future!
My daughters mums family live in Daventry, it’s one of the most boring places I’ve been too 😅
September 14, 2025 at 12:52 PM
My daughters mums family live in Daventry, it’s one of the most boring places I’ve been too 😅
That egg do be D R I P P Y
September 14, 2025 at 12:51 PM
That egg do be D R I P P Y
Game 32 completed ✅
Metal Gear Solid 4 - 9/10
Simply one of the best games I’ve played. Being half game/half drama series with a movie length ending took nothing away from the experience and I definitely shed a few tears.
Also, act 4 is the best fan service and farewell to MGS’ inception too!
Metal Gear Solid 4 - 9/10
Simply one of the best games I’ve played. Being half game/half drama series with a movie length ending took nothing away from the experience and I definitely shed a few tears.
Also, act 4 is the best fan service and farewell to MGS’ inception too!
September 10, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Game 32 completed ✅
Metal Gear Solid 4 - 9/10
Simply one of the best games I’ve played. Being half game/half drama series with a movie length ending took nothing away from the experience and I definitely shed a few tears.
Also, act 4 is the best fan service and farewell to MGS’ inception too!
Metal Gear Solid 4 - 9/10
Simply one of the best games I’ve played. Being half game/half drama series with a movie length ending took nothing away from the experience and I definitely shed a few tears.
Also, act 4 is the best fan service and farewell to MGS’ inception too!
Game 31 completed ✅
Unpacking - 6/10
It’s alright as a game, the story meant nothing to me and it’s just a moving in simulator for people with order driven OCD.
Unpacking - 6/10
It’s alright as a game, the story meant nothing to me and it’s just a moving in simulator for people with order driven OCD.
September 10, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Game 31 completed ✅
Unpacking - 6/10
It’s alright as a game, the story meant nothing to me and it’s just a moving in simulator for people with order driven OCD.
Unpacking - 6/10
It’s alright as a game, the story meant nothing to me and it’s just a moving in simulator for people with order driven OCD.
Just seen the screenshots for the game, my hype is dead already.
WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MY BOY!!!!
WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MY BOY!!!!
September 10, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Just seen the screenshots for the game, my hype is dead already.
WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MY BOY!!!!
WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MY BOY!!!!
Good to hear, yours look quality!
September 9, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Good to hear, yours look quality!
Think mine are coming today, can’t wait!
September 9, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Think mine are coming today, can’t wait!
Game 30 completed ✅
Pokémon Snap - 6/10
Had some time to kill today so I started this. Glad I never bought it when I was a kid as this would have been a complete waste of money. It’s kinda fun I guess, but takes about 3 hours to beat overall.
Pokémon Snap - 6/10
Had some time to kill today so I started this. Glad I never bought it when I was a kid as this would have been a complete waste of money. It’s kinda fun I guess, but takes about 3 hours to beat overall.
September 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Game 30 completed ✅
Pokémon Snap - 6/10
Had some time to kill today so I started this. Glad I never bought it when I was a kid as this would have been a complete waste of money. It’s kinda fun I guess, but takes about 3 hours to beat overall.
Pokémon Snap - 6/10
Had some time to kill today so I started this. Glad I never bought it when I was a kid as this would have been a complete waste of money. It’s kinda fun I guess, but takes about 3 hours to beat overall.
“Ten alcohols please”
September 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
“Ten alcohols please”
Thought that was Ichiban for a second
September 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Thought that was Ichiban for a second
Talking heads on the setup?
Definitely need Devo - Oh No, It’s Devo and Men At Work - Business As Usual then!
Definitely need Devo - Oh No, It’s Devo and Men At Work - Business As Usual then!
September 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Talking heads on the setup?
Definitely need Devo - Oh No, It’s Devo and Men At Work - Business As Usual then!
Definitely need Devo - Oh No, It’s Devo and Men At Work - Business As Usual then!
Yes he is, a shame because he actually created some great music at one point
Talib Kweli Permanently Suspended From Twitter After Alleged Harassment
According to a Jezebel report, the rapper had been incessantly tweeting at a 24-year-old activist, sometimes for 12 hours straight
pitchfork.com
September 4, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Yes he is, a shame because he actually created some great music at one point
Game 29 completed ✅
Sonic Colors Ultimate - 5/10
I should just stick to 2D, Saturn and Dreamcast era Sonic.
I really don’t like the other games I’ve tried and aside from this being a mediocre and frustrating game, it’s a terrible enhanced version as well with no real effort being put in at all.
Sonic Colors Ultimate - 5/10
I should just stick to 2D, Saturn and Dreamcast era Sonic.
I really don’t like the other games I’ve tried and aside from this being a mediocre and frustrating game, it’s a terrible enhanced version as well with no real effort being put in at all.
August 31, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Game 29 completed ✅
Sonic Colors Ultimate - 5/10
I should just stick to 2D, Saturn and Dreamcast era Sonic.
I really don’t like the other games I’ve tried and aside from this being a mediocre and frustrating game, it’s a terrible enhanced version as well with no real effort being put in at all.
Sonic Colors Ultimate - 5/10
I should just stick to 2D, Saturn and Dreamcast era Sonic.
I really don’t like the other games I’ve tried and aside from this being a mediocre and frustrating game, it’s a terrible enhanced version as well with no real effort being put in at all.
Looked rubbish from the onset, just lifeless and uninspired. Not surprised it’s reviewed so averagely.
August 31, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Looked rubbish from the onset, just lifeless and uninspired. Not surprised it’s reviewed so averagely.
Game 28 completed ✅
Herdling - 8/10
Such a gorgeous, simple and short game with tonnes of charm and a beautifully crafted minimalistic soundtrack.
Even without dialogue and small visual cues telling the story, it’s easy to get attached to the herd and it felt very personal to me by the end.
Herdling - 8/10
Such a gorgeous, simple and short game with tonnes of charm and a beautifully crafted minimalistic soundtrack.
Even without dialogue and small visual cues telling the story, it’s easy to get attached to the herd and it felt very personal to me by the end.
August 31, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Game 28 completed ✅
Herdling - 8/10
Such a gorgeous, simple and short game with tonnes of charm and a beautifully crafted minimalistic soundtrack.
Even without dialogue and small visual cues telling the story, it’s easy to get attached to the herd and it felt very personal to me by the end.
Herdling - 8/10
Such a gorgeous, simple and short game with tonnes of charm and a beautifully crafted minimalistic soundtrack.
Even without dialogue and small visual cues telling the story, it’s easy to get attached to the herd and it felt very personal to me by the end.