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BROKEN GOD BAKER
@glebs.bsky.social
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Pronounced gleebs • He/they • 36
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• Buccaneers / Red Sox fan #NFL #MLB
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uh oh iggles uh oh! #NFL
that rabbit pointing at clock meme but instead of a rabbit it's the bear from >yfw da bears win da superb owl.
November 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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I thought the John Madden Thanksgiving patches were the Redskins logo for a sec #NFL
Commemorative patch honoring the life of John Madden, the patron saint of Football and Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving to Yang from Spelunky 2
Yang the turkey farmer from Spelunky 2. Killing him is optimal
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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LETS FUCKING GO #mlb
Red Sox traded for the greatest pitcher in the MLB, Sonny Gray
November 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Bill Belichick:
Simpsons screenshot Bart: Now Martin’s scoring off me
November 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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This is the only day you can post this
Legendary tweet from @statechxmps Text: JFK gay asf for falling asleep when Jackie phat ass out like this
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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My goat has taken notice
@chrismurphyct.bsky.social
HuffPost headline: Dem Senator Drops F-Bomb in Fiery Reaponse to Trump’s HANG THEM Attack
November 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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IGN headline: Gen Z loves AI Slop
November 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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New zoomer slander dropped
IGN headline: ‘Gen Z Loves AI Slop' — Former Square Enix Exec Claims 'A Lot of AI Sentiment Is Driven by Emotion Rather Than Logic' "The upcoming generation of gamers are Bane in Dark Knight Rises."
November 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Clark and Hogback are in Ypsilanti, Michigan (pronounced ip-sill-ant-ee), home of Eastern Michigan University. Source: I took the picture
November 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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HOLY SHIT I FOUND HIM
SUV with license plate K SOZE
November 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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What’s your next move
Tweet from @brvdda I’m voting for Pete butigeg because we need a president who sucks cock and eats ass and gets fucked in the ass with cocks and eats cum
November 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Holy shit 2 gay presidents
November 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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A challenger appears (I found this at a store in 2021)
Action figure of NFL running back and first-team hotep Larry Johnson
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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My official statement regarding current events
Holy shit 2 cakes guy but he says holy shit 2 gay presidents
November 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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@craighorlbeck.bsky.social
Henderson believers it’s our time
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Thanks for holding off until I hit master ball
November 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Mining meme guy except he actually found the diamonds
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Nancy Cartwright did an AMA and it went about as you’d expect
Simpsons screenshot. Apu diving in front of a bullet aimed for Hatsune Miku. Miku: Nancy Cartwright Robber: Questions about scientlology Apu: r/thesimpsons
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Got Master Ball prestige in Pokedoku. Please clap
November 12, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Noted gasbag Michael Wilbon from the boomer show that ruined cable news, Pardon the Interruption with "DESERVE TO BE BOOED" captioned under him.
November 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Sorry I said you’d only play 6 games, Matt Stafford #NFL
Matthew Stafford apology form
November 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Ohtani still getting to bat even though he isn’t pitching anymore
Utter woke nonsense
November 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Discord screenshot “This is going to go down as one of the greatest World Series of all time and I WANT TO KILL MYSELF”
November 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM