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The Whorl™️
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Older than all of y’all. She/her.
I squeal about the child. A lot.
I also post pics of things (mostly plants, bugs, the odd mushroom, sometimes birds) I find on my walks.
Often sweary.
Pinned
If y’all want to know what i’m about 👇
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Snoot 🤎
December 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Apparently one way you need to prepare is to buy your own front door and sledgehammer, so you can hammer a way to get into the house and then replace the big hole with a door.

You can probably just repurpose the door that leads from the foyer to the other foyer.
Oh shit waddup
December 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Just imagining how much better it would be if ALL news stories about vaccine-preventable illnesses were illustrated with pictures of people with the disease, not pictures of needle injections. If you must show something that people will find scary & unpleasant, make it the disease, not the cure.
I'm so tired of measles.

I'm also tired of people using needle shots on stories like this.

Show what measles looks like.
Gallatin Co. reports 2nd measles case, warns of exposure sites nbcmontana.com/news/local/g...
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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There is an old, and fairly accurate, line in politics that you should never pass laws and policies which you would not want a future government to be able to use against you. Could someone remind Labour of it please?
It is far harder to roll back a removal of rights than implement it.

#r4today
December 2, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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They should make a Muppet Die Hard
The Muppet Christmas Carol is not a Christmas film
December 2, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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I may not be the most festive person going, but know it can be a tough time for many people. If you can help support organisations supporting others please do, and, if you need support, hopefully some organisations below can help.
This is far from comprehensive so please do add more at the end. 👇
December 2, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Look, sunshine.
*sigh*
December 2, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Middle of the day.
In London.
And we are supposed to believe that this bloke gets this other bloke he’s killed, with a wad of paper towels and a bag over his head, carries him out to the car parked right out on the street, packs him in the boot…
December 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Good morning, my breathtakingly beautiful Fae boy.
December 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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The encounter that took what was already a great #BearSeason2025 right over the top. Arctic foxes are not the easiest to find around Churchill so getting to spend time with this cutie who is still changing into their winter coat was amazing. #mammals 🌿
December 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Breaches of international law are notoriously hard to prosecute, but the current arguments of "yeah we did it and we will do it again" aren't exactly making it that difficult to make the case.
December 1, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I hardly ever eat any red meat at all, but once in a blue moon i get a craving, and i go out and buy me a steak.

Today was such a day.

I made me an awesome rib eye steak (ate only half), with carrots and cauliflower cheese and a handful of crisps, and it was divine.
December 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Glad casting agents and directors have finally cottoned on to the fact that Jack Whitehall is not even remotely cute, motherfucker is creepy as all fuck, and they have started casting him accordingly.
December 1, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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White tern chick alert!!!! 🚨🥹🪶🌿
December 1, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Good morning, my beautiful Fae boy.
November 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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A Western Grebe my wife found huddled against an apartment building a few years ago. It was stuck because their feet are set back far on the body - better for swimming than walking - and they need a water runway to get airborne. We took it to a wildlife rehabber and it was released after a few days.
November 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Guys who go bouldering are insane.
Why are y’all taking the little fucker bouldering?
November 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I love that the little fucker’s brain alternates between ‘extreme competence’ and ‘12yo dick and toilet jokes’.

I adore him.
November 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
November 30, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Autumnal hedge is autumnal.
November 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Too beautiful for words, this little fucker.
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Fluffy Kitten

(Okay, a tarantula from last November in Brazil, but still very fluffy)
🐙🌿 #BugSky
November 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Good morning, my beautiful Fae boy.
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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It’s the Reverse Ferret of the Decade.
November 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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So... this just happened.

archive.ph/2025.11.29-1...
November 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM