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John
@gnarlygnome.bsky.social
One of the most okay Flesh and Blood players in my area.

Making fake cards to hopefully get a real spoiler one day
Happy birthday to the maker of some of the coolest “flowing particle” art in #fabtcg!
November 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
#fabtcg fan card #88!

2 cards in 2 days?

Who am I, me at the start of the year?

Anywho, I don’t think this would be too OP since most Ice heroes want you to keep the frostbite, so they’d have to pick and choose whether the aggression or disruption is better each turn :)

#fabtcg #fleshandblood
November 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
ASS beverage. 0/10 I’m glad it was just in my break room’s fridge so I didn’t pay a cent for it.

Can’t believe kids collect this piss
November 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
#fabtcg fan card #87!

PEN wishlist time!

Sadly, Silver Age Fang loses one of his best cards in Long Whisker Loyalty.

It’s the card that lets him get the most value of his cards once he’s online.

I think this could easily fill that role AND be included in a CC deck 🐊🐉

#fleshandblood
November 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Cunty Regirock With Handbag alt art when, LSS?
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Mmmmm yum yum yum, good content, my favorite

#fabtcg #fleshandblood
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The most important rule of walking any trail: if you find a cool walking stick, you must leave it by the entrance for the next traveler to enjoy.
November 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
So here, phantasm has triggered. When the trigger resolves it checks if the defending card still has 6 power. As long as you did your stuff in response to the phantasm trigger, the defending card would get -1 power.

My best guess is the defending card had 7 power, making it still 6 after -1.
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Chat is this literally anything

#fabtcg #fleshandblood
November 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Ohhhhhhhhhh what a coincidence my dear Joshua, my nice WARM oven could use someone to climb inside and clean it….

Could you be a dear? It will surely keep your little toesy woesies from catching cold!

I hear there may even be loose alpha packs hiding in the back!
November 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
For the uninformed, this is a copy pasta from an anime/manga

(This is also the only character worth watching the series for, so no need to bother with it lmao)
November 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
#fabtcg fan card #86!

Slippy isn’t meta anymore?
Who decided that?

Stealth cards only attack for 3?
Who decided that?

Slippy isn’t an aggro deck?
Who decided that?

The only one who gets to decide these things… is LSS.

#fleshandblood
November 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Fang in the center spotlight with Prism, the golden child?

Please give him a single low rarity card that blocks 3 🥲

#fabtcg #fleshandblood
November 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
SICK ass cards revealed at the keynote. Super hyped for Compendium!

#fabtcg #fleshandblood
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
November 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
They’re probably asleep for the next 8 hours, but make sure you give some love to @fleshandbad.bsky.social for nearly doubling their goal for New Avenues for Youth, a charity aiding un-housed youths in their area.

The link is still open to donate, if you missed the stream!

#fleshandblood #fabtcg
November 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
#fabtcg fan card #83-85!

Here’s the Crabby cards I made for Flesh and Bad’s hero design contest during their charity stream!

Lots of nuance and interactions here that I’m very proud of, including Beast Within, Yellow Windups, Golden Tipple.

Hope you all love him as much as I do :)

#fleshandblood
November 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Check out the cool gold token you can get for donating $20! Come check out the stream and give to a good cause!

#fabtcg #fleshandblood
November 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Suppose this is errata’d after 6 years to say “the third or higher attack in a row to hit this combat chain”.

Does Cindra die?

Or have the devs said this is an originally intended feature and not a bug?

#fabtcg #fleshandblood
November 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Can she shine? Buddy, she’s the LIGHT
November 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Me knowing I at least get to play flesh and blood tomorrow after a fucking shit weekend

#fabtcg #fleshandblood
November 2, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Congrats to @anorable.bsky.social for winning a Boltyn deck!

Dm me your deets on here or discord!

As you can see in the video, they actually won TWICE in a row when I accidentally refreshed the page instead of turning off my screen recording.

Ain’t that a helluva thing…

#fabtcg #fleshandblood
November 2, 2025 at 12:54 AM
For those that need a reminder of what Shock Striker is ;)

#fabtcg #fleshandblood
October 31, 2025 at 11:47 PM
#fabtcg fan card #82!

As the sun sets on this Halloween, so too does it set on my little American monster series for now.

Bringing up the rear is the Northwestern Native American Thunderbird. This behemoth causes thunder when it flaps it’s wings and lightning by blinking it’s eyes.

#fleshandblood
October 31, 2025 at 11:46 PM
So, what happened to LL in the past year for it to go from this wide hero spread in December 2024 to being what everyone is dooming about now?

Were there too many bans? Did people micro analyze the exact 3 best 80 card decks to run?

I just can’t wrap my head around it.

#fabtcg #fleshandblood
October 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM