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@gnomeandfairy.bsky.social
You might know me from that other app. But definitely not IRL

Still a Mom (BookNerd, 11 & #LittleGuy, 5!), Former Family Doc, NOW #AddictionMedicine (BC). Cannot abide for-profit medicine.

This is my unprofessional account. 😏

WNC -> Coastal NE
It seems this is turning into a #GameDay
November 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Also, this ad came up next to your post and I’m just pretending that YOU are the special weapon …
November 11, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Sure. It’d be cool to know what very little my black lab is thinking.

But am I the only one wondering wth is going on with his SHOES in this pic…??
November 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
This made it a little better. #GasStationPizza
November 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I haven’t quit #CrossFit, though October was a little rough. My goal is eleven classes in this eleventh month.

Today I did Class #2. (I don’t know my total count unless I look at my calendar at work…#50 passed unannounced but we’ll celebrate 100!)
November 3, 2025 at 12:27 PM
lol I love how half your posts in a thread start with lol and also that you can name which fenty shade this refers to…
November 2, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Pretty reliably good (I don’t disagree with the marketing re: crust). But also very reliably slow (b/c stoned staff). Turns out I may really have gone to the original! When I was a kid in ATL…

www.mellowmushroom.com
October 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM
October 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
At least my phone remembers. I still do this… #HellaEarlyExercise.
October 29, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Should I bring this metaphor/cookie home or just throw it in the trash?
October 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
A day in the life. #HBDtome
October 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Busy Sunday. #StoryLand
October 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
October 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Like this guy??
October 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Un-fucking-believable…

I always travel with snacks, but I’ve had to step it up lately. This was what I had left on our unexpected day two of travel with my 11-year-old this summer…
October 2, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Yes, I played Hoot Owl Hoot with Spiderman just yesterday!
September 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I don’t understand. How is POST-procedure WORSE than the whole 2 day prep?? So much grumbling and cramping!! Blame it on the #colonoscopy? Or is it because the first thing I ate was poutine??
September 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
All done with ‘meds’ for the day. Can’t believe I have to repeat the routine AGAIN tomorrow.

Now I’m having ’dinner’. #ColonoscopyPrepDay
September 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
2PM. Now begins the q20 min 250 mL of poop juice!

Ngl, dealing in CUPfuls of this medicine feels really wrong for someone who’s not had a day of constipation in my life…

#ColonoscopyPrepDay
September 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
That shit is weird and strong and oddly tart.

Unfortunately my inner mixologist could not resist the challenge of making it more palatable. Though it did keep increasing the volume. 😕

#ColonoscopyPrepDay
September 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I did it!

(One Mg Citrate bottle down)
September 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Am I going to regret the preponderance of caffeine in my fluid intake?? I will mix it up with non caffeinated beverages (Sprite, Ginger ale, lemonade) as well…
September 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Let the games begin! #ColonoscopyPrepDay
September 28, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Just added #DrugUsersBible to my #12BooksOfChristmas List. I’m not sure if I’ll read it/how I’ll use it, but it feels like something I need on my bookshelf at work.

2nd photo is a screenshot of a post listing the 6 worst drugs the author ever tried. #1: Nutmeg, #6: Alcohol.
Dose makes the poison.
September 28, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Guess they don’t give out combs, or assist with appearance anymore for school pics…
September 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM