do it!

yum

oooh pretty knife!

like this

i'm a cheesemonger

people ask me 'what's the best cheese?' and i'm, like, 'best for what? you want to survive the winter? feed soldiers? haul it on an ass? pay tithes?'

call it fisher-price then never explain why

fine now kill citizens united

loooooool just wear the silly things ya big ol' grinch 😉

anyway i'm like THIS CLOSE to buying myself a red plaid fleece hooded onesie

no, it isn't

the official portrait was unveiled in 2022, and the image in the meme is not the official portrait

they won't do shit. they're as addicted to the money as the other side, they think they deserve insider trading, perks and time off and retirement and healthcare, and nothing good will happen until citizens united is killed and all those corrupt fucks are out

have you CONSIDERED getting a paper route since you're all over the cities all day erryday 😉

i mean who knows it's unlikely but maybe he'll discover love and altruism and quit being a vacuous fuck and give all his money away

steller i have often wondered: what do you even do that you're outside all day, do you have a paper route?

it was fuckin' DELICIOUS ngl

not much to see, just the paper bitching that the kids are playing d&d wrong because woke

Perhaps expecting the elitists whose primary income is insider trading to save the country was unrealistic.

third day with the Very Cheap wireless ergo mouse and it seems, so far, to not have been a bad idea