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Goblins Don't Wear Shirts 🏳‍🌈 [he/him]
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RPG designer, illustrator, shirt-not-wearer. 🏳‍🌈

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You can buy physical copies too, for money. Does that count as one they sell?

Or do you just wanna rag on MB cause you disliked it?
September 5, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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How it went:
The same sheet as before but now the image is black and white, and the word “DEAD!” is scrawled across all five character stat blocks
June 27, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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Oh yeah, now we gaming!

I love me some Basilisk! by 1d10+5, it’s a print and play mork borg dungeon crawler perfect for solo play, and lets you stretch your map drawing muscles!

1d105.itch.io/basilisk

#osr #morkborg
A print and play game with yellow-green dice, handwritten notes, hand-drawn map and a wooden token to depict the player character, the sheet is laminated and the notes and map is drawn with dry-erase marker.
June 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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All the sexy miscreants play Isle of Ixx by Skullfungus. Play as mutants shipwrecked on an island full of dinosaurs and robots :0

#osr #dinosaursarecool #robotsalsoarecool
A colourful title page for Isle of Ixx, the writing is large and bombastic and the illustration around it features gnarly monsters, a pteranodon, some vine covered towers, and lots of tropical plants.
June 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Listening to the latest episode of Between Two Cairns when inspiration struck!

#osr #betweentwocairns
The between two cairns characters from my previous illustrations are crowded around a cartoon pony (Rarity), text reads “between two cairns in The White Horse of Lowvale”. Skullboy looks closely at the chromatic aberration on the pony, whilst Brad attempts to comb its mane. Yochai, who is currrently melded with brad kronenberg-style holds a dagger and eyes up the pony mischievously
June 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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More Between Two Cairns fanart!

#betweentwocairns #osr #rpg

Uh the alt text for this one’s gonna be tricky lol
Cartoonish depictions of the hosts of Between Two Cairns. Yochai is a cultist supporting a gigantic black sword, Brad is a huge grinning golem thing bursting out of a pentagram on the ground, holding both of his hands up in double peace signs, and Skullboy is a floating skull holding a microphone. Text above them reads “Between”, the sword’s crossguard, Brad’s peace signs and Skullboy’s skull make up the word “TWO”, and beneath them is the word “Cairns”. On a banner at the bottom of the image is written “a podcast for weird little freaks”.
June 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Listening to my favorite podcast, Between Two Cairns, featuring Yochai, @bradkerr.net and Skullboy

(An update of a previous B2C image to include Skullboy)

#osr #rpg #podcast
Three cartoon characters sit at a round table with a microphone. On the left a squat bearded man (Yochai) talks officiously with a raised finger, on the right a floating skull (Skullboy) laughs and waves an OSR adventure, in the background a gargantuan figure (Brad) holds a book in two massive hands whilst grinning totoro-style. Text beneath the table reads “Between Two Cairns”
June 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Cool new (preowned) shoes for pride month!
My big ol feet adorned with some sexy-ass pride-flavoured Vans shoes. They have the rainbow on one side and trans pride colours on the other <3
June 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Hey itch creators, you can now set your itch url as your bsky handle (I saw the link to how to do it on the top of my itch dashboard)

Custom bsky url things are a surefire way to verify your account as real in this world of bots and impersonators.
My bsky name and url which is now @goblinsdontwearshirts.itch.io The new url is underlined in purple
May 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Unused art from my play by post game that fizzled recently. Thought I'd share rather than waste the effort.

NPC quest giver and the portal to the underworld.
a smiling old alchemist with a wispy hair style, hes holding a mortar and pestle in one hand and a test tube in the other a dark stone doorway in a rocky cliffside, the stone door has fallen off and lies overgrown in the grass
February 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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More game art! A flind produces a burning flask of oil, one jumps on poor Hörk and Freddy throws a mighty magic missile!
#osr #theblackhack #ttrpg #art
A flind stood on the road holding a flaming bottle of oil, looking towards a melee of many characters in the background. A thief hides in the shadows of the foreground Hörk the warrior is yelling in pain whilst getting leaped on by a flind, the creature is biting his neck, text reads “chomp!”. Freddy the floating skull wizard is throwing a flaming fist towards the camera, japanese text reads “freddy fist!”
February 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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The news nowadays is… depressing. I’m not in America but I’m so worried about you all.

Please be safe
A doodle of a guy in a flannel shirt sat at a desk in front of an ipad on a stand, his head is cradled in his hands and his eyes are scrunched shut. Grawlixes are floating up from the ipad like a bad smell.
February 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Loving some of the #art everyone is sharing today, I’ve been annotating my play by post game of The Black Hack with little doodles, take a look!

(Playing through The Dark Forest from Dungeon Magazine 22)

#osr #flinds #whatsaflind #itsbasicallyagnoll
A stylistic depiction of a mountain path, a caravan with guard escort is in the distance, on the path ahead two archers on horseback look back at the camera A group of vicious-looking flinds (gnolls) race down a hill and snarl at the camera. They’re dressed in rugged leathers and wielding spears and spiked clubs A flind with a flindbar (two wooden bars joined with a chain) bears down on Freddy (a magical floating skull played by one of the players). Freddy looks very concerned and the flind is laughing with its tongue out
January 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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The big head from Gorillaz’ song Dare, with noodle dancing in the foreground
January 28, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Ming Tomorron!

This gnomish bard was created by my partner for a #5e game we played in back in 2016 -my first ever #TTRPG experience!

Since then, Ming has been immortalised in my “d8 weirdos to meet on the road” supplement, and in my own personal game as a saint

(Also included is some old art)
A digital B&W pic of a squat gnome with huge fiery hair and a mischievous grin. She’s standing firmly as though anticipating some fun to start. She has flowers in her hair, diamond-shaped earrings, and bells on her arms and legs so that she jingles when she moves. A traditional pic of Ming done with coloured pencils (lines by me, colours by my partner) she’s dancing and playing the kazoo (her preferred instrument) D8 weirdos to meet on the road is a supplement for The Black Hack created by me. It features 8 strange and colourful characters each with an illustration, plus some random tables for each to describe what they’re doing, and what they want when you meet them. Ming Tomorron is the first entry, in her pic she is playing the kazoo and holding a dagger menacingly
January 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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My The Black Hack 2e play-by-post game has now officially started, so here’s our intrepid heroes!

#osr #art #theblackhack
Ivo - thief. He’s a scrawny, hunched-over guy holding a dagger with a triangular, notched blade. He looks dirty, with long greasy hair and a mischievous smile. Hörk, our big friendly fighter. He’s smiling sweetly and holding a flower, with a short sword clutched in his other meaty fist like a butter knife. The Frabtabulous Frederick - our wizard. He’s a floating skull with two magic mage hands. He’s smiling and waving his “hands” whimsically. Gunther - a dark mysterious shape wearing a bronze, expressionless death mask, with a tabard covered with ccryptic runes. As far as clerics go, this guy sure is weird.
January 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Found it, but alas it seems this chap got the wrong ones!
A facebook post from the Mork Borg account, a black and white photo of “mork borg” tattooed across someone’s knuckles. Text in the post reads “We will pay for your MÖRK BORG knuckle tattoos. The first ones have already been done.”
January 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Beebo don't put up with that shit.

Love to all trans peeps <3
a very angry goblin baring her teeth. text reads "I bite transphobes" in big scrawled letters.
January 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Anyone else feeling like
sad looking hunched over dude in a sea of ink black scribbles.
January 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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It's dangerous to go alone, take this.

#dragon
A tiny lil dragon on the tips of someone's fingers, it looks derpy. It's a black and white illustration painted over a photo of a lizard gecko.
January 18, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Ever wake up like
A very grumpy looking dude with his morning coffee in a mug that reads "good morning" with a cartoon pony. The dude is hunched over like a goblin making a face like someone told him he has to get out of bed and be a productive member of society. That is to say, not a very nice face. A big messy scribble beside the dude serves as a representation of his foul mood.
January 17, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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A swearing wizard skeleton! Look at 'im go!

#art #osr #swearing #wizard
a jaunty picture of a dancing skeleton with a pointed wizard hat, holding a magical staff over its head. bold sparkly text in a speech bubble reads "CUNT!". Text beneath the image says "So spaketh The Frabtabulous Frederick"
January 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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This Advenced Dungeons and Dragons 2nd Edition Dungeon Master’s Guide advertisement in Dungeon Magazine has some real “graphic design is my passion” vibes.

#osr #ad&d
An ugly ad for ad&d’s new dungeon master’s guide. Text reads; It's no secret that a great Dungeon Master makes for great game play in your role-playing campaign. Now every player has the chance to become a superior game leader with the new ADVANCED DUNGEONS & DRAGONS® 2nd Edition Dungeon Master's Guide from TSR. After 10 years of player suggestions, along with new design mechanics, we've created the AD&D® 2nd Edition Dungeon Master's Guide that is sure to make you a better leader. It's easier to understand, filled with new information and adaptable to all your current accessories and modules. The AD&D 2nd Edition Dungeon Master's Guide is a must for new or experienced role-playing game fans, with dreams of becoming a masterful game Player's Handbook leader. And it's a must for expanding the horizons AVAILABLE NOW! of the AD&D game, the world's favorite role-playing game. The Dungeon Master's Guide for the AD&D 2nd Edition game is available now, along with the new Player's Handbook at a book, toy or hobby store in your neighborhood. ADVANCED DUNGEONS & DRACONS and AD&D are registered trademarks owned by TSR. Inc. * designates other trademarks owned by TSR, Inc.
January 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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An interesting editorial by Barbara Young in Dungeon Magazine issue 22 - March 1990. TSR of the time was guilty of a lot of nasty and thoughtless content but at least Dungeon was trying to do better.

Also, the satanic panic makes a showing here, the ripples can still be seen as D&D entered the 90s.
(Truncated/edited to fit) Jim Ward's Dragon magazine #154 article deals with how TSR makes decisions about what topics are acceptable in TSR's game products by eliminating whatever would anger a normally calm and caring mother (or father, for that matter). The person who wrote to me had not yet read Jim's article, but he independently suggested that I use my editorial to define the ethical standards that exist for submissions to DUNGEON* Adventures. There is a paragraph buried in our writer's guidelines that not all readers may see, so I'd like to repeat it here and give you my own thoughts on what personally turns me off: Tastelessness should be strictly avoided. Do not write adventures involving the destruction of children or helpless persons, excessive gore or violence, descriptions of Satan or Satanism, or game versions of major religious figures. Explicit sex, the encouragement of alcohol or drug abuse, offensive language, and bathroom humor cannot be used. I'll admit right now that gratuitous cruelty and violence bother me a lot more than sex, and I get positively enraged about substance abuse (this includes starting every adventure with the PCs swilling down mugs of ale in a tavern). I also prefer honorable, heroic goals and dislike adventures in which pure greed is the primary motivation. Fll turn away unread any module that requires the use of evil PCs. If I were to publish such adventures, I'd lose all credibility in claiming that role-playing games show the moral superiority of good triumphing over evil and are therefore not tools of the devil. On the other hand, I don't believe that mere mention of something condones its use. If this were so, you could say that Uncle Tom's Cabin condones slavery, or that The Diary of Anne Frank condones fascism When we depict scenes of vilest evil, they're not meant to condone these acts but to motivate the heroes. If no one ever threatened to sacrifice the beautiful princess… what would we have for heroes?
January 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Inspired some at of this lil dungeon creep lol
A weird gangly snaggle-toothed creepy dude crouched on long misshapen legs pointing at himself and saying "The Dungeon Creep, ho ho hee hee, that name be him, and that him be me!"
January 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM