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Maybe try Mystery Quest cause I was the same, and Mystery Quest is the only thing I can listen to without being bored to tears.

I recommend their playthrough of Call of Cthulhu Bits and Pieces or Mork Borg the Goblin Grinder.
November 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
look at the free Bare Bones edition of Mork Borg
October 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
If he’s jammin’ it’s gotta be Parappa the Rapper 2
September 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Tell us more!
September 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
You can buy physical copies too, for money. Does that count as one they sell?

Or do you just wanna rag on MB cause you disliked it?
September 5, 2025 at 9:14 AM
uh check out the mork borg bare bones edition, it costs nothing, is art free, and has a focus on readability
September 4, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I used to listen to a lot of bilious sewer funk in college
September 4, 2025 at 9:12 AM
That’s one sick ass gameboy Brad!
August 31, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Bottom left lil guy living his best life
August 29, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Nice! Who’s the artist?
August 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I once answered with “now” and my mother still calls it the magic word almost thirty years later lol
August 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
For me it was the arms reaching through the windows. Gave me a fear of windows at night for a while lol
August 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Not my skin! I need that!
August 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
If you know, you know
August 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
just a hull full of lil old friends
August 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Shame they left you out of the billing :/
August 2, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Beautiful!
August 2, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Congrabs Bradstopher!
August 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
We have a lot of fond memories of Mouse Guard, it creates a story in a way that bonds the characters through cooperation and strife. I can 100% see how the same skeleton was reused to make Torchbearer later on.

The combat was a hard sell tho, being card based rock paper scissors.
July 18, 2025 at 7:55 AM
It’s flawed for sure. The rules are esoteric, lots of typos and rules unchanged from 1st edition that need translating, & the book uses the male pronoun for everything

But since it was my first game I had no benchmark for how complex an RPG should be and we played for over a year before trying 5e
July 18, 2025 at 7:52 AM
My first RPG was Mouse Guard based on Burning Wheel.
July 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM