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Writer, gamer, software engineer. Certified goblin. She/They
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My current display in progress

#miniaturepainting #dnd #minipainting
A display of painted minis
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She was too pure for this cruel world!
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When I’m in a not keeping my Pokemon alive in nuzlokes competition and my opponents are @eviesylkas.vtubers.social and @goblintwig.bsky.social
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Spotted some Silksong while walking home from work

#silksong
Chalk drawing of silksong characters
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New adopt, bunny maid knight
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My sister is having her baby shower in November. This news brings a delighted "aww" from everyone I tell.

The news that my sister's baby shower is in Texas, however, has brought the same reaction from everyone I've told. Namely a sharp, concerned inhale.
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Did you go to tumblrinaction or kotskuinaction and come away laughing. Or did it make you realize the cruelty held within yourself that needed to change?
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During yesterday's #DnD game, our party encountered a young copper dragon. As soon as the DM mentioned it, I perked up and dashed to my board game shelf. At long last, I was able to use the model that @goblintwig.bsky.social commission painted for me two years ago.
Models from left to right:

A dragon from the "From the Ashes" expansion to the Skyrim board game, by Modidius.

An elf spellcaster by Archon Studio.

A high elf kitbash from Warhammer Fantasy parts.

A re-based neutral character from the Song of Ice and Fire game, by CMON.

Orko from Masters of the Universe Battleground, by Archon.
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Maybe it destroys their ability to lean on willful suspension of disbelief? They study so many cases that went one way or another on a tiny technicality that they feel the need to over incorporate and over explain everything? And that the characters need to be logically sound too often?
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There's even a movie
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Wow. How long did he read before he put his $1 bill bookmark back into the book??
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My demon femboy!!!
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First time I had a full practice with my old band, I threw my shirt into a corner with an audible splat. We all stared for a second, laughed, and then we were just 5 shirtless idiots playing shitty punk music (the best kind).
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What is going on with the UK economically? I can't imagine brexit has been good for them, and it seems like the "cracking down" on twitter posts is just an attempt to keep people distracted.
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Did Jack Thompson merge with him at some point?
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I thought I was too online until my wife had to explain what half of the engravings even meant. Or that they were things at all.
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I would ask how old of an episode of x files it was. Because in the 90s the Internet was a different beast.
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I'll bet they smell like hospital disinfectant. Until the acid leaks.
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Did another thing happen today?
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Curious what the trans stats are like.
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What happened this time?
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I have to take giant pills. This does the trick.
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Don't lean your head back. Look down. Like, chin to your chest down. And swallow with water.