Godsend Office
@godsendoffice.bsky.social
//remembering is painful, but so is forgetting.\\
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(PJM OCs parody account)
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(PJM OCs parody account)
[long thread]
🐇oi, nuisance.
🎶hmm?
🐇 you got mail.
🎶oh? it's about time i got some.
🐇 yeah yeah whatever.. get it over with. i'd rather spend as little time as possible with you.
🎶 ..do you HAVE to be here when i unpack this?
🐇 i don't trust you recording this properly.
🎶 haah.. so be it..
🐇oi, nuisance.
🎶hmm?
🐇 you got mail.
🎶oh? it's about time i got some.
🐇 yeah yeah whatever.. get it over with. i'd rather spend as little time as possible with you.
🎶 ..do you HAVE to be here when i unpack this?
🐇 i don't trust you recording this properly.
🎶 haah.. so be it..
August 13, 2025 at 9:44 AM
[long thread]
🐇oi, nuisance.
🎶hmm?
🐇 you got mail.
🎶oh? it's about time i got some.
🐇 yeah yeah whatever.. get it over with. i'd rather spend as little time as possible with you.
🎶 ..do you HAVE to be here when i unpack this?
🐇 i don't trust you recording this properly.
🎶 haah.. so be it..
🐇oi, nuisance.
🎶hmm?
🐇 you got mail.
🎶oh? it's about time i got some.
🐇 yeah yeah whatever.. get it over with. i'd rather spend as little time as possible with you.
🎶 ..do you HAVE to be here when i unpack this?
🐇 i don't trust you recording this properly.
🎶 haah.. so be it..
💙 *his hands are shaking.*
WHY- WHY ARE YOU!?
I SAID IM SORRY- I DIDNT- I- I JUST-
PLEASE- YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND I- PLEASE- PLEASE- I WASNT GOING TO DO IT IF I-
*he pleaded to nobody. he remembered.*
I DIDNT ENJOY IT- I DIDNT- I DIDNT..
*he remembered.*
WHY- WHY ARE YOU!?
I SAID IM SORRY- I DIDNT- I- I JUST-
PLEASE- YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND I- PLEASE- PLEASE- I WASNT GOING TO DO IT IF I-
*he pleaded to nobody. he remembered.*
I DIDNT ENJOY IT- I DIDNT- I DIDNT..
*he remembered.*
August 12, 2025 at 11:22 AM
💙 *his hands are shaking.*
WHY- WHY ARE YOU!?
I SAID IM SORRY- I DIDNT- I- I JUST-
PLEASE- YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND I- PLEASE- PLEASE- I WASNT GOING TO DO IT IF I-
*he pleaded to nobody. he remembered.*
I DIDNT ENJOY IT- I DIDNT- I DIDNT..
*he remembered.*
WHY- WHY ARE YOU!?
I SAID IM SORRY- I DIDNT- I- I JUST-
PLEASE- YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND I- PLEASE- PLEASE- I WASNT GOING TO DO IT IF I-
*he pleaded to nobody. he remembered.*
I DIDNT ENJOY IT- I DIDNT- I DIDNT..
*he remembered.*
bro whose manager is this 😭😭😭
August 12, 2025 at 11:06 AM
bro whose manager is this 😭😭😭
💙 ...
*he stared at it for a few minutes*
*he unfolded it gently, as if it'd break if he did a wrong move.*
*as he started seeing what it is.. as the stench filled his lungs..*
*it almost looked as if it were writhing. he thought he heard it squirm and squelch.*
*he quickly wrapped it back up.*
*he stared at it for a few minutes*
*he unfolded it gently, as if it'd break if he did a wrong move.*
*as he started seeing what it is.. as the stench filled his lungs..*
*it almost looked as if it were writhing. he thought he heard it squirm and squelch.*
*he quickly wrapped it back up.*
August 12, 2025 at 7:40 AM
💙 ...
*he stared at it for a few minutes*
*he unfolded it gently, as if it'd break if he did a wrong move.*
*as he started seeing what it is.. as the stench filled his lungs..*
*it almost looked as if it were writhing. he thought he heard it squirm and squelch.*
*he quickly wrapped it back up.*
*he stared at it for a few minutes*
*he unfolded it gently, as if it'd break if he did a wrong move.*
*as he started seeing what it is.. as the stench filled his lungs..*
*it almost looked as if it were writhing. he thought he heard it squirm and squelch.*
*he quickly wrapped it back up.*
🟣 have you heard of the lernean hydra?
it is what people think of me, so to say.
they try.. and try.. and when they finally land a hit..?
it’s the wrong one.. i remain unscathed.. and more take it’s place.
i consider it quite thoughtful of hana. :)
it is what people think of me, so to say.
they try.. and try.. and when they finally land a hit..?
it’s the wrong one.. i remain unscathed.. and more take it’s place.
i consider it quite thoughtful of hana. :)
August 11, 2025 at 8:58 AM
🟣 have you heard of the lernean hydra?
it is what people think of me, so to say.
they try.. and try.. and when they finally land a hit..?
it’s the wrong one.. i remain unscathed.. and more take it’s place.
i consider it quite thoughtful of hana. :)
it is what people think of me, so to say.
they try.. and try.. and when they finally land a hit..?
it’s the wrong one.. i remain unscathed.. and more take it’s place.
i consider it quite thoughtful of hana. :)
🕘 ..is this what people are gonna call me now ☹️
..atleast it’s not /that/ question..
as for how i feel right now..?
fine? i guess?
my waters can’t really- be extinguished like that?
..atleast it’s not /that/ question..
as for how i feel right now..?
fine? i guess?
my waters can’t really- be extinguished like that?
August 11, 2025 at 8:53 AM
🕘 ..is this what people are gonna call me now ☹️
..atleast it’s not /that/ question..
as for how i feel right now..?
fine? i guess?
my waters can’t really- be extinguished like that?
..atleast it’s not /that/ question..
as for how i feel right now..?
fine? i guess?
my waters can’t really- be extinguished like that?
🟣 ah yes! the agent of L. corp wanting to learn more about their company.. how fun!
EGO itself is.. the shape of your ambition. your perseverance and passion made form. honed into a weapon.
haha, of course, there’s also artificial, which is what that EGO gear you agents wear! made of concepts..
EGO itself is.. the shape of your ambition. your perseverance and passion made form. honed into a weapon.
haha, of course, there’s also artificial, which is what that EGO gear you agents wear! made of concepts..
August 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
🟣 ah yes! the agent of L. corp wanting to learn more about their company.. how fun!
EGO itself is.. the shape of your ambition. your perseverance and passion made form. honed into a weapon.
haha, of course, there’s also artificial, which is what that EGO gear you agents wear! made of concepts..
EGO itself is.. the shape of your ambition. your perseverance and passion made form. honed into a weapon.
haha, of course, there’s also artificial, which is what that EGO gear you agents wear! made of concepts..
💙 …
when i close my eyes?
*he closed his eyes.*
first, there’s nothing.
*he took a deep breath.*
and then i feel her presence.
i feel my body numbing.
i get lost.
i get brought back there.
i never truly left it.
i never truly left the station.
the only thing i feel is the blood.
when i close my eyes?
*he closed his eyes.*
first, there’s nothing.
*he took a deep breath.*
and then i feel her presence.
i feel my body numbing.
i get lost.
i get brought back there.
i never truly left it.
i never truly left the station.
the only thing i feel is the blood.
August 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
💙 …
when i close my eyes?
*he closed his eyes.*
first, there’s nothing.
*he took a deep breath.*
and then i feel her presence.
i feel my body numbing.
i get lost.
i get brought back there.
i never truly left it.
i never truly left the station.
the only thing i feel is the blood.
when i close my eyes?
*he closed his eyes.*
first, there’s nothing.
*he took a deep breath.*
and then i feel her presence.
i feel my body numbing.
i get lost.
i get brought back there.
i never truly left it.
i never truly left the station.
the only thing i feel is the blood.
🐇 i- there isn't even anything to see it's just a tail-?
🩸 well they want to see! give me the phone-
🐇 no-? why would i-
🩸 if there isn't anything wrong with it then just show it already!
🐇 oh come on..
🩸 why do you hate it anyway? it's cute :)
🐇wh-
because it's too revealing of my emotions!
🩸 well they want to see! give me the phone-
🐇 no-? why would i-
🩸 if there isn't anything wrong with it then just show it already!
🐇 oh come on..
🩸 why do you hate it anyway? it's cute :)
🐇wh-
because it's too revealing of my emotions!
July 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
🐇 i- there isn't even anything to see it's just a tail-?
🩸 well they want to see! give me the phone-
🐇 no-? why would i-
🩸 if there isn't anything wrong with it then just show it already!
🐇 oh come on..
🩸 why do you hate it anyway? it's cute :)
🐇wh-
because it's too revealing of my emotions!
🩸 well they want to see! give me the phone-
🐇 no-? why would i-
🩸 if there isn't anything wrong with it then just show it already!
🐇 oh come on..
🩸 why do you hate it anyway? it's cute :)
🐇wh-
because it's too revealing of my emotions!
🩸 phew! yeah, i do it sometimes, doesn’t taste great.. but you get used to it.
plus, it’s great when the weather’s hotter! ..not like that’s an issue..
i guess it is in areas that can’t afford their own weather.
haco you’re not telling me dumb stuff again right? that’s a thing?
👁️ yeah
🩸great!
plus, it’s great when the weather’s hotter! ..not like that’s an issue..
i guess it is in areas that can’t afford their own weather.
haco you’re not telling me dumb stuff again right? that’s a thing?
👁️ yeah
🩸great!
July 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
🩸 phew! yeah, i do it sometimes, doesn’t taste great.. but you get used to it.
plus, it’s great when the weather’s hotter! ..not like that’s an issue..
i guess it is in areas that can’t afford their own weather.
haco you’re not telling me dumb stuff again right? that’s a thing?
👁️ yeah
🩸great!
plus, it’s great when the weather’s hotter! ..not like that’s an issue..
i guess it is in areas that can’t afford their own weather.
haco you’re not telling me dumb stuff again right? that’s a thing?
👁️ yeah
🩸great!
//double feature!
🐇??? no? i don’t think i even qualify as a twink with my build…
HOWEVER!
🎶 don’t. even. say it.
OH BY THE ORCHESTRA WHAT THE FUCK!? I AM NOT!
👁️ lmaooo nah you are
half the power that you have comes from using others instead of your own. and even then-
🎶 *shutting haco up*
🐇??? no? i don’t think i even qualify as a twink with my build…
HOWEVER!
🎶 don’t. even. say it.
OH BY THE ORCHESTRA WHAT THE FUCK!? I AM NOT!
👁️ lmaooo nah you are
half the power that you have comes from using others instead of your own. and even then-
🎶 *shutting haco up*
July 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
//double feature!
🐇??? no? i don’t think i even qualify as a twink with my build…
HOWEVER!
🎶 don’t. even. say it.
OH BY THE ORCHESTRA WHAT THE FUCK!? I AM NOT!
👁️ lmaooo nah you are
half the power that you have comes from using others instead of your own. and even then-
🎶 *shutting haco up*
🐇??? no? i don’t think i even qualify as a twink with my build…
HOWEVER!
🎶 don’t. even. say it.
OH BY THE ORCHESTRA WHAT THE FUCK!? I AM NOT!
👁️ lmaooo nah you are
half the power that you have comes from using others instead of your own. and even then-
🎶 *shutting haco up*
❄️ hmmmm!
pierceee!!!!!!
because it’s uhm.. really really useful :D
and i can uhm.. stabby stab my needles in people!!
pierceee!!!!!!
because it’s uhm.. really really useful :D
and i can uhm.. stabby stab my needles in people!!
June 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
❄️ hmmmm!
pierceee!!!!!!
because it’s uhm.. really really useful :D
and i can uhm.. stabby stab my needles in people!!
pierceee!!!!!!
because it’s uhm.. really really useful :D
and i can uhm.. stabby stab my needles in people!!
🎶
…
naturally! would someone like me not survive? i dare say i thrived while you lot were scrambling around like headless chickens.
ahem-
..however, i think seeing familiar faces isn’t so bad.
…
naturally! would someone like me not survive? i dare say i thrived while you lot were scrambling around like headless chickens.
ahem-
..however, i think seeing familiar faces isn’t so bad.
June 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM
🎶
…
naturally! would someone like me not survive? i dare say i thrived while you lot were scrambling around like headless chickens.
ahem-
..however, i think seeing familiar faces isn’t so bad.
…
naturally! would someone like me not survive? i dare say i thrived while you lot were scrambling around like headless chickens.
ahem-
..however, i think seeing familiar faces isn’t so bad.
🎶 another prying eye making sure i don’t let out company secrets?
this’ll be entertaining.
this’ll be entertaining.
June 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM
🎶 another prying eye making sure i don’t let out company secrets?
this’ll be entertaining.
this’ll be entertaining.
🕘 tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock IM GOING TO KILL YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY tick tock tock tock tock tick tick tick tock
May 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
🕘 tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock IM GOING TO KILL YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY tick tock tock tock tock tick tick tick tock
🕘 gljfjdncxbghyuibllllblblblblbffffff 🌊🌊🌊💦🐟
✅
✅
May 20, 2025 at 9:43 AM
🕘 gljfjdncxbghyuibllllblblblblbffffff 🌊🌊🌊💦🐟
✅
✅
🕘 oaghiuhboohbdkloibklaoilnblblblbl💦💦💦💦💦🐟🐟🐟
May 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
🕘 oaghiuhboohbdkloibklaoilnblblblbl💦💦💦💦💦🐟🐟🐟
🐇 ..we finally get a connection to the outside world and THATS what we’re greeted with?
🩸atleast we won’t be dunked in the waters! ..hahah..
💙 ..i wish we.. could do something.
❄️ the water is nice!! why are you not going?? fishies are so pretty too..
🩸..december don’t splash water on me- please-
🩸atleast we won’t be dunked in the waters! ..hahah..
💙 ..i wish we.. could do something.
❄️ the water is nice!! why are you not going?? fishies are so pretty too..
🩸..december don’t splash water on me- please-
May 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
🐇 ..we finally get a connection to the outside world and THATS what we’re greeted with?
🩸atleast we won’t be dunked in the waters! ..hahah..
💙 ..i wish we.. could do something.
❄️ the water is nice!! why are you not going?? fishies are so pretty too..
🩸..december don’t splash water on me- please-
🩸atleast we won’t be dunked in the waters! ..hahah..
💙 ..i wish we.. could do something.
❄️ the water is nice!! why are you not going?? fishies are so pretty too..
🩸..december don’t splash water on me- please-
no you see i left it completely unharmed because i love the sandwiches there you can go you know i wont stop you
May 15, 2025 at 9:47 AM
no you see i left it completely unharmed because i love the sandwiches there you can go you know i wont stop you
disintegrates. thanks for the food.
May 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
disintegrates. thanks for the food.
i am not a monster, and i am made of water, hair is a human thing. by human definition i do not have hair.
May 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
i am not a monster, and i am made of water, hair is a human thing. by human definition i do not have hair.
smitten immediately.
May 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
smitten immediately.