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I don't much like All in the Family or Maude (the series), but I freaking love this episode. I could quote it for days.
December 4, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I don't much like All in the Family or Maude (the series), but I freaking love this episode. I could quote it for days.
I got two today, plus a letter last week "inviting" me to make a gift of $1,250 or a five-year pledge of $6,250.
No idea where they pulled those figures.
No idea where they pulled those figures.
December 3, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I got two today, plus a letter last week "inviting" me to make a gift of $1,250 or a five-year pledge of $6,250.
No idea where they pulled those figures.
No idea where they pulled those figures.
What car? Depending on the episode, it was a Studebaker or a Nash. 😂
December 3, 2025 at 5:18 AM
What car? Depending on the episode, it was a Studebaker or a Nash. 😂
I promise I don't hoard toilet paper. I just buy a big package that lasts a while. The 2 from 2020 are small ones because that was all I could find. But it was unnerving to see so many empty shelves, and not just paper products.
December 3, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I promise I don't hoard toilet paper. I just buy a big package that lasts a while. The 2 from 2020 are small ones because that was all I could find. But it was unnerving to see so many empty shelves, and not just paper products.
I keep two packages of grocery store generic toilet paper that I managed to find in the hellscape of 2020 as emergency backup.
I normally buy Charmin in large packages. Luckily, I was okay in 2020 because I had bought one just before March. But it made me nervous seeing empty shelves for months.
I normally buy Charmin in large packages. Luckily, I was okay in 2020 because I had bought one just before March. But it made me nervous seeing empty shelves for months.
December 3, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I keep two packages of grocery store generic toilet paper that I managed to find in the hellscape of 2020 as emergency backup.
I normally buy Charmin in large packages. Luckily, I was okay in 2020 because I had bought one just before March. But it made me nervous seeing empty shelves for months.
I normally buy Charmin in large packages. Luckily, I was okay in 2020 because I had bought one just before March. But it made me nervous seeing empty shelves for months.
In Queens, it's called shotgun.
December 3, 2025 at 4:06 AM
In Queens, it's called shotgun.
Paisan! Friend. Brother of the scalp.
Shut up and put your hair back on.
Shut up and put your hair back on.
December 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Paisan! Friend. Brother of the scalp.
Shut up and put your hair back on.
Shut up and put your hair back on.
This whole scene is an epic #SophiaInsultsBlanche moment.
November 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
This whole scene is an epic #SophiaInsultsBlanche moment.
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And if you threw a party,
invited everyone you knew.
You would see
the biggest gift would be from me
and the card attached would say
thank you for being a friend.
invited everyone you knew.
You would see
the biggest gift would be from me
and the card attached would say
thank you for being a friend.
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 AM
And if you threw a party,
invited everyone you knew.
You would see
the biggest gift would be from me
and the card attached would say
thank you for being a friend.
invited everyone you knew.
You would see
the biggest gift would be from me
and the card attached would say
thank you for being a friend.
1. Bette Midler
2. Lilith Fair
3. Fiona Apple
4. Madonna
5. Norah Jones
2. Lilith Fair
3. Fiona Apple
4. Madonna
5. Norah Jones
November 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
1. Bette Midler
2. Lilith Fair
3. Fiona Apple
4. Madonna
5. Norah Jones
2. Lilith Fair
3. Fiona Apple
4. Madonna
5. Norah Jones
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I freaking love this character.
And the quote I use so often, my phone has it memorized:
This is more moving than Susan Hayward's climactic speech in "I Want to Live!"
And the quote I use so often, my phone has it memorized:
This is more moving than Susan Hayward's climactic speech in "I Want to Live!"
November 27, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I freaking love this character.
And the quote I use so often, my phone has it memorized:
This is more moving than Susan Hayward's climactic speech in "I Want to Live!"
And the quote I use so often, my phone has it memorized:
This is more moving than Susan Hayward's climactic speech in "I Want to Live!"
Bernice is my favorite.
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Bernice is my favorite.