The Most Golden of Waffles
@goldenwaffles.bsky.social
GoldenWaffles on AO3, Absolute_Hammer on the Other Site. Following my Earp fam over here to see if the grass is bluer.
She/her. Ace lesbian. 30s. Librarian.
She/her. Ace lesbian. 30s. Librarian.
The tree is up! Time for Muppet Christmas Carol!
December 8, 2025 at 4:18 AM
The tree is up! Time for Muppet Christmas Carol!
Reposted by The Most Golden of Waffles
“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
I was reminded today of my old Wayhaught Thanksgiving wrong number fic and thought I'd reshare it for anyone interested: archiveofourown.org/works/344290...
Thank Goodness for Wrong Numbers - Chapter 1 - GoldenWaffles - Wynonna Earp (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I was reminded today of my old Wayhaught Thanksgiving wrong number fic and thought I'd reshare it for anyone interested: archiveofourown.org/works/344290...
Reposted by The Most Golden of Waffles
Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
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November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
It's our first Seriously Cold day of the season, so that means a cozy fire.
November 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
It's our first Seriously Cold day of the season, so that means a cozy fire.
This year, I'm Fallout New Vegas for Halloween! (Pictured here at gay bar karaoke)
October 30, 2025 at 8:32 PM
This year, I'm Fallout New Vegas for Halloween! (Pictured here at gay bar karaoke)
Second degree murder on the Sean Grayson trial. Cold comfort, but at this point in time, I'm just glad when they don't get off scot-free.
October 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Second degree murder on the Sean Grayson trial. Cold comfort, but at this point in time, I'm just glad when they don't get off scot-free.
Ready to protest!
October 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Ready to protest!
It's going to be a ROUGH time for libraries for awhile. The biggest wholesale library book vendor, Baker & Taylor, is closing, and there's no way their competition can absorb their massive client base. So... expect delays on your new stuff while thousands of libraries scramble frantically. 😭
October 8, 2025 at 1:02 PM
It's going to be a ROUGH time for libraries for awhile. The biggest wholesale library book vendor, Baker & Taylor, is closing, and there's no way their competition can absorb their massive client base. So... expect delays on your new stuff while thousands of libraries scramble frantically. 😭
I'm rewatching Legend of Korra for the first time since it aired, and boy. This plot about government overreach and detaining people en masse for "associating" with "terrorist groups" really hits different in 2025.
a group of cartoon characters standing next to each other with emotionbending in the bottom right corner
ALT: a group of cartoon characters standing next to each other with emotionbending in the bottom right corner
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October 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I'm rewatching Legend of Korra for the first time since it aired, and boy. This plot about government overreach and detaining people en masse for "associating" with "terrorist groups" really hits different in 2025.
Good concert! Long drive, but good concert.
October 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Good concert! Long drive, but good concert.
Last night I was sitting on the patio of the local gay bar and a big loud truck drove by and threw an empty can at me (well, he threw it at *us*, the queers, but he hit me).
Not exactly a hate crime, but it is a reminder that even in a city big enough to have a gay bar, some people still hate us.
Not exactly a hate crime, but it is a reminder that even in a city big enough to have a gay bar, some people still hate us.
September 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Last night I was sitting on the patio of the local gay bar and a big loud truck drove by and threw an empty can at me (well, he threw it at *us*, the queers, but he hit me).
Not exactly a hate crime, but it is a reminder that even in a city big enough to have a gay bar, some people still hate us.
Not exactly a hate crime, but it is a reminder that even in a city big enough to have a gay bar, some people still hate us.
I wasn't going to post about this, but why not-- I wrote a Hazbin Hotel fic while on my birthday trip, and I just finished posting it. So if any of y'all are interested, you can check it out! archiveofourown.org/works/708047...
Or Whatever Angels Have - Chapter 1 - GoldenWaffles - Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) [Archive of Our Own]
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September 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I wasn't going to post about this, but why not-- I wrote a Hazbin Hotel fic while on my birthday trip, and I just finished posting it. So if any of y'all are interested, you can check it out! archiveofourown.org/works/708047...
It should be illegal for me to get a UTI and a sinus infection at the same time. I demand compensation from the universe.
September 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
It should be illegal for me to get a UTI and a sinus infection at the same time. I demand compensation from the universe.
Devastating that modern social media really doesn't have the equivalent of posting your current favorite song lyrics as you AIM away message. (Or setting your current fave to play on your MySpace) We really lost the peak of human communication there.
August 31, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Devastating that modern social media really doesn't have the equivalent of posting your current favorite song lyrics as you AIM away message. (Or setting your current fave to play on your MySpace) We really lost the peak of human communication there.
I really want to get into Hazbin Hotel because I really like the characters, but then I go to AO3 and all the fics are Alastair/Lucifer smut. Like, did they just call it AO3 because DaddyIssues dot com was taken? (Also, Alastair is implied to be ace at least once, so RUDE.)
August 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I really want to get into Hazbin Hotel because I really like the characters, but then I go to AO3 and all the fics are Alastair/Lucifer smut. Like, did they just call it AO3 because DaddyIssues dot com was taken? (Also, Alastair is implied to be ace at least once, so RUDE.)
Me: "Alright, I'm leaving for my Michigan vacation in like 5 minutes. Road trip!"
My brain: *vomits out an entire story outline in its entirety*
Well... I guess I'm leaving in a few more minutes, after I write this down and hope I don't forget it later.
My brain: *vomits out an entire story outline in its entirety*
Well... I guess I'm leaving in a few more minutes, after I write this down and hope I don't forget it later.
August 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Me: "Alright, I'm leaving for my Michigan vacation in like 5 minutes. Road trip!"
My brain: *vomits out an entire story outline in its entirety*
Well... I guess I'm leaving in a few more minutes, after I write this down and hope I don't forget it later.
My brain: *vomits out an entire story outline in its entirety*
Well... I guess I'm leaving in a few more minutes, after I write this down and hope I don't forget it later.
Okay, I'm finally listening to The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo. So far so good!
August 1, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Okay, I'm finally listening to The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo. So far so good!
I'm a farmer!!
July 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I'm a farmer!!
New Fic: "A Life Well Lived"
archiveofourown.org/works/67666021
In a quiet moment between tragedies in S3, Nicole and Waverly take a moment to pay their respects to the past and renew their hope for the future.
archiveofourown.org/works/67666021
In a quiet moment between tragedies in S3, Nicole and Waverly take a moment to pay their respects to the past and renew their hope for the future.
archiveofourown.org
July 17, 2025 at 1:55 AM
New Fic: "A Life Well Lived"
archiveofourown.org/works/67666021
In a quiet moment between tragedies in S3, Nicole and Waverly take a moment to pay their respects to the past and renew their hope for the future.
archiveofourown.org/works/67666021
In a quiet moment between tragedies in S3, Nicole and Waverly take a moment to pay their respects to the past and renew their hope for the future.
Reposted by The Most Golden of Waffles
Come find me and say hi at Golden Crown Literary Society 2025! I will be quietly following around my extremely excited, avid reader of a wife.
I'm not shy, just overwhelmed!
I'm not shy, just overwhelmed!
July 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Come find me and say hi at Golden Crown Literary Society 2025! I will be quietly following around my extremely excited, avid reader of a wife.
I'm not shy, just overwhelmed!
I'm not shy, just overwhelmed!
Have we really not yet learned to NOT TOUCH THE GOO
July 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Have we really not yet learned to NOT TOUCH THE GOO
As the brave AO3 volunteers push the definition of "a few," there's still much entertainment to be had watching people in the comments in various stages of withdrawal.
[update] Identified: To fully fix bookmark creation, we will need to put AO3 in maintenance mode for a few hours. We'll be back once the fix has been fully applied.
Bookmark Creation Errors
To fully fix bookmark creation, we will need to put AO3 in maintenance mode for a few hours. We'll be back once the fix has been fully applied.
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July 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
As the brave AO3 volunteers push the definition of "a few," there's still much entertainment to be had watching people in the comments in various stages of withdrawal.
The girls are growing and should be laying soon. Also I regularly get to channel Wayhaught and scream "WYNONNA, NO!" as she attempts to eat my garden.
July 2, 2025 at 11:49 AM
The girls are growing and should be laying soon. Also I regularly get to channel Wayhaught and scream "WYNONNA, NO!" as she attempts to eat my garden.