Doobs
@goobydoobs.bsky.social
Messy breakup with Twitter, rebounded with Threads, and here we are now.
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The first one, of course. I age well.
November 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The first one, of course. I age well.
If this is what’s trending, we’re well and truly triple fucked.
This isn’t helping my tendency toward misanthropy one bit.
This isn’t helping my tendency toward misanthropy one bit.
October 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
If this is what’s trending, we’re well and truly triple fucked.
This isn’t helping my tendency toward misanthropy one bit.
This isn’t helping my tendency toward misanthropy one bit.
The ship of state is sinking. Save yourself…
Alas, all the first class passengers have absconded with the life boats 🤷🏽♂️
Alas, all the first class passengers have absconded with the life boats 🤷🏽♂️
July 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The ship of state is sinking. Save yourself…
Alas, all the first class passengers have absconded with the life boats 🤷🏽♂️
Alas, all the first class passengers have absconded with the life boats 🤷🏽♂️
I guess we should just finally pry this off the Statue of Liberty and throw in the harbor.
June 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I guess we should just finally pry this off the Statue of Liberty and throw in the harbor.
DID YOU KNOW: Comedic genius Madeline Kahn (Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, History of the World) was a naturally gifted coloratura soprano? She was tasked with singing Glitter and Be Gay to none other than Leonard Bernstein himself at his 50th birthday party in 1968, when she was 25…
May 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
DID YOU KNOW: Comedic genius Madeline Kahn (Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, History of the World) was a naturally gifted coloratura soprano? She was tasked with singing Glitter and Be Gay to none other than Leonard Bernstein himself at his 50th birthday party in 1968, when she was 25…
This is peak MAGA
Contradiction: Pro God, Pro Life, Pro Gun sticker
Paranoia: This Car is Recording You sticker
Doesn’t follow own dogma: Tailgate Me and I’ll Drive Slower sticker, while right on the ass of the car in front of him for MILES
Contradiction: Pro God, Pro Life, Pro Gun sticker
Paranoia: This Car is Recording You sticker
Doesn’t follow own dogma: Tailgate Me and I’ll Drive Slower sticker, while right on the ass of the car in front of him for MILES
April 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
This is peak MAGA
Contradiction: Pro God, Pro Life, Pro Gun sticker
Paranoia: This Car is Recording You sticker
Doesn’t follow own dogma: Tailgate Me and I’ll Drive Slower sticker, while right on the ass of the car in front of him for MILES
Contradiction: Pro God, Pro Life, Pro Gun sticker
Paranoia: This Car is Recording You sticker
Doesn’t follow own dogma: Tailgate Me and I’ll Drive Slower sticker, while right on the ass of the car in front of him for MILES
Just walked by this, hidden behind a torn black tarp and wire fencing… Seems appropriate for the times.
“Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty”
“Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty”
March 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Just walked by this, hidden behind a torn black tarp and wire fencing… Seems appropriate for the times.
“Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty”
“Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty”
A reminder. Lest we forget. Whether is was yesterday or 1620, we all* come from “huddled masses yearning to breathe free”
*First Nations excepted… by 25,000 fucking years
*First Nations excepted… by 25,000 fucking years
March 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
A reminder. Lest we forget. Whether is was yesterday or 1620, we all* come from “huddled masses yearning to breathe free”
*First Nations excepted… by 25,000 fucking years
*First Nations excepted… by 25,000 fucking years
“That’s what he used to say about me.”
-Snowflake
-Snowflake
March 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
“That’s what he used to say about me.”
-Snowflake
-Snowflake
It’s better in the original German…
March 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
It’s better in the original German…
My Ben Dover is so lame compared to the rest of you, but I had fun anyway…
February 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
My Ben Dover is so lame compared to the rest of you, but I had fun anyway…
For the wretched of the Earth
There is a flame that never dies
Even the darkest night will end
And the sun will rise.
And THIS guy, giving the extra oomph to the line “Most of them are gonners”
Brilliant.
Right the fuck over their heads.
There is a flame that never dies
Even the darkest night will end
And the sun will rise.
And THIS guy, giving the extra oomph to the line “Most of them are gonners”
Brilliant.
Right the fuck over their heads.
February 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
For the wretched of the Earth
There is a flame that never dies
Even the darkest night will end
And the sun will rise.
And THIS guy, giving the extra oomph to the line “Most of them are gonners”
Brilliant.
Right the fuck over their heads.
There is a flame that never dies
Even the darkest night will end
And the sun will rise.
And THIS guy, giving the extra oomph to the line “Most of them are gonners”
Brilliant.
Right the fuck over their heads.
“Ladies and Gentlemen, we are beginning our descent into Fascism. Please fasten your seatbelts. On behalf of all the henchmen employed by various billionaires, we wish you a pleasant coup, no matter where your oppression takes you.”
February 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
“Ladies and Gentlemen, we are beginning our descent into Fascism. Please fasten your seatbelts. On behalf of all the henchmen employed by various billionaires, we wish you a pleasant coup, no matter where your oppression takes you.”
