Good luck with that~

I'm an angst monster, Uni can confirm

For sure

You got that right~

Blitzwing can go on for as long as Bee can handle it

But their partner thinks that's the hottest thing and goes right back into it

He and Blitzwing broke the record MegOP set

Bee is definitely in heaven with the three different spikes

Very scary dog privileges (definitely a hot scary dog though)

And then there's Bee who learned about Courtnapping and proceeds to go "I wonder when I'll get my own big bad Warframe to come and Courtnap me!"

Fitting for those two yappers
It took the rest of the time to figure it out via yapping and fucking until they did the Conjunx Ritus.

Shockwave failing to realize that Velocitronians have a type.
And he falls into the category for a majority of Velocitronians.
Blurr gets all the bragging rights

Oh definitely.
Their first time was the third cycle, but they still had to figure out if they would be a good romantic match or would it only work sexually.

And yeah.
Blurr thought he bagged this cute little chubby crane bot, only for Longarm to shift into Shockwave at some point into the courting

Megs definitely thought he would have to go through what DL went through.
Nope.

He just got lucky and yoinked one of the few Autobots who has the coding for it.

And imagine a twist where it's Blurr who Courtnaps Shockwave.

Ratchet being extremely confused at the start, but eventually learns and soon starts to reciprocate before they finally get Conjunxed vs OP who, upon getting Courtnapped, had it click for him within the first cycle and he just goes "Aight, bet."

Long it will take for Megatron and OP to get conjunxed.

The courting lasted for only a decacycle, which is a new record.

(OP actually had suppressed coding for Courtnapping, he almost did it to Elita and Sentinel. But it got suppressed and now he got Courtnapped)

Yesss
Millions of years afterwards, with them being in such a committed relationship, Ratchet hears whispers of Megatron himself Courtnapping an Autobot.

Were this at the beginning then he would have been terrified for OP and begging DL to do something, anything.

Now he just makes a bet on how

Hell yes
I also like to imagine there's some slight coding differences which results in some being very into Courtnapping while others see it as an extremely barbaric practice.

Ratchet fell into the latter category, until he gets proven wrong by Deadlock.