How many books does one have to read before they’re cool with apartheid, ethnic cleansing and genocide? How many more history courses will I need to take before I support mass murdering children?

No, not another Bush!

The smiles and laughs are irreplaceable. Every sleepless night and every purple-crying evening is worth it even in the moment, just to experience those moments of relief.

If the pro-Palestine movement has this level of power, there’s always the option to cave to their demands out of self-interest.

Without picking bands I dislike cuz they’re bad: Pavement, Turnstile and Real Estate are 3 bands I should probably like a lot more than I do.

You say you care about the homeless. Yet you live in a home. I am very smart.

It’s it! What is it?
It’s it! What is it?

There sure are a lot of “accidental” seig heils being made in broad daylight these days.

Would the bloodthirsty ghoul care to identify WHICH starving child is launching missiles from hospitals?

Was he born constipated or did he learn over time?