I’m mostly just curious cause if you’ve ever worked in a restaurant, you 100% know a deranged GM might see higher prices for everything and think “no more finishing steaks in butter. Genius!”

The Chiefs fans in the comments already pivoting to “well, it’ll be nice not having the stress of the 1-seed and sweating bullets every week cause it’s Super Bowl Or Bust, y’know?” are so funny. Be softer, you can’t

If there’s one thing that every restaurant and tourist attraction can handle, it’s an open-ended 30-40% drop in revenue

Our indoor team at my high school had the worst of both worlds; we didn’t have our own indoor track, and basketball and wrestling got the gym, so we had to practice outside. In Connecticut. In December

Imagine if we could actually convert in the red zone

*reminiscing about the decades that gave us terms like mystery meat, government cheese, tv dinners, and Soylent green*
“food was just better back then”

Sounds like the Chiefs are suffering some regression to the mean when they have real division competition. Pats meanwhile have had a cakewalk division for 25 years which is the reason for their success obvi /s

I guess it depends on how many voters are actually watching the tape and not just box-score watching. Like I know the Nate Tices and Robert Mays of the world get just how advanced Drake is, but that’s definitely not your average MVP voter 🤷🏼‍♂️

Like, people swoon when Matt Stafford does this stuff and moves the safety with his eyes and then rips an off-angle throw that only his guy can get and zings right by a linebacker’s earhole, and Drake’s 15 years younger than him!