GOP Jesus
@gopjesus.bsky.social
A parody account for the GOP’s interpretation of Jesus’s will and teachings. Half parody, half commentary, half theories. https://linktr.ee/gopjesus
People need to understand the bigger picture. we are in the middle of a slow-rolling coup.
The next step is martial law and now they’re planting the seeds for that.
You can still reach your destination even taking baby steps. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
The next step is martial law and now they’re planting the seeds for that.
You can still reach your destination even taking baby steps. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
November 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
People need to understand the bigger picture. we are in the middle of a slow-rolling coup.
The next step is martial law and now they’re planting the seeds for that.
You can still reach your destination even taking baby steps. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
The next step is martial law and now they’re planting the seeds for that.
You can still reach your destination even taking baby steps. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
People are dying as part of the coup. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
November 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
People are dying as part of the coup. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
Until it happens here.
November 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Until it happens here.
Think of her poor family, parents…
It makes me angry and sad at the same time. And MAGAs are already using the shooting, and now her death to blame Biden and Democrats.
They have no compassion, no souls.
It makes me angry and sad at the same time. And MAGAs are already using the shooting, and now her death to blame Biden and Democrats.
They have no compassion, no souls.
November 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Think of her poor family, parents…
It makes me angry and sad at the same time. And MAGAs are already using the shooting, and now her death to blame Biden and Democrats.
They have no compassion, no souls.
It makes me angry and sad at the same time. And MAGAs are already using the shooting, and now her death to blame Biden and Democrats.
They have no compassion, no souls.
They wouldn’t have been shot if the GOP didn’t insist on making guns as easy to buy as a Snickers bar either. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
Imagine how many needless deaths would be avoided if only civilians weren’t allowed to have guns.
Immediate aftermath of DC National Guard shooting.👇
Immediate aftermath of DC National Guard shooting.👇
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
They wouldn’t have been shot if the GOP didn’t insist on making guns as easy to buy as a Snickers bar either. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
Makes sense. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
Imagine how many needless deaths would be avoided if only civilians weren’t allowed to have guns.
Immediate aftermath of DC National Guard shooting.👇
Immediate aftermath of DC National Guard shooting.👇
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Makes sense. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
There’s lots of space for more guns though, apparently. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
Imagine how many needless deaths would be avoided if only civilians weren’t allowed to have guns.
Immediate aftermath of DC National Guard shooting.👇
Immediate aftermath of DC National Guard shooting.👇
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
There’s lots of space for more guns though, apparently. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
Starting with the 2A and the guns. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
Imagine how many needless deaths would be avoided if only civilians weren’t allowed to have guns.
Immediate aftermath of DC National Guard shooting.👇
Immediate aftermath of DC National Guard shooting.👇
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Starting with the 2A and the guns. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
Imagine how many needless deaths would be avoided if only civilians weren’t allowed to have guns.
Immediate aftermath of DC National Guard shooting.👇
Immediate aftermath of DC National Guard shooting.👇
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Actually, making a big performative show is more important than actual crime reduction.
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Actually, making a big performative show is more important than actual crime reduction.
If only there was a way to prevent crazy people from getting weapons… bsky.app/profile/gopj...
Imagine how many needless deaths would be avoided if only civilians weren’t allowed to have guns.
Immediate aftermath of DC National Guard shooting.👇
Immediate aftermath of DC National Guard shooting.👇
November 27, 2025 at 4:57 AM
If only there was a way to prevent crazy people from getting weapons… bsky.app/profile/gopj...
Guns means crazies can kill. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
Imagine how many needless deaths would be avoided if only civilians weren’t allowed to have guns.
Immediate aftermath of DC National Guard shooting.👇
Immediate aftermath of DC National Guard shooting.👇
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Guns means crazies can kill. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
It never stops bsky.app/profile/gopj...
Imagine how many needless deaths would be avoided if only civilians weren’t allowed to have guns.
Immediate aftermath of DC National Guard shooting.👇
Immediate aftermath of DC National Guard shooting.👇
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 AM
It never stops bsky.app/profile/gopj...
Doesn’t that make her Leavitt’s sister-in-law?
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Doesn’t that make her Leavitt’s sister-in-law?
It’s the economy. Stupid. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
WOW! America only goes UP under President Trump’s TREMENDOUS economic leadership!
Gas prices are UP 42% from five years ago. Has there ever been ANY another President who could do that?
Gas prices are UP 42% from five years ago. Has there ever been ANY another President who could do that?
November 25, 2025 at 8:27 AM
It’s the economy. Stupid. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
“It’s the economy, stupid.” bsky.app/profile/gopj...
WOW! America only goes UP under President Trump’s TREMENDOUS economic leadership!
Gas prices are UP 42% from five years ago. Has there ever been ANY another President who could do that?
Gas prices are UP 42% from five years ago. Has there ever been ANY another President who could do that?
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 AM
“It’s the economy, stupid.” bsky.app/profile/gopj...
