GOP Jesus
gopjesus.bsky.social
GOP Jesus
@gopjesus.bsky.social
A parody account for the GOP’s interpretation of Jesus’s will and teachings. Half parody, half commentary, half theories. https://linktr.ee/gopjesus
People need to understand the bigger picture. we are in the middle of a slow-rolling coup.

The next step is martial law and now they’re planting the seeds for that.

You can still reach your destination even taking baby steps. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
It’s only a matter of time.
November 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
People are dying as part of the coup. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
It’s only a matter of time.
November 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Until it happens here.
November 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Think of her poor family, parents…

It makes me angry and sad at the same time. And MAGAs are already using the shooting, and now her death to blame Biden and Democrats.

They have no compassion, no souls.
November 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
They wouldn’t have been shot if the GOP didn’t insist on making guns as easy to buy as a Snickers bar either. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
Imagine how many needless deaths would be avoided if only civilians weren’t allowed to have guns.

Immediate aftermath of DC National Guard shooting.👇
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Imagine how many needless deaths would be avoided if only civilians weren’t allowed to have guns.

Immediate aftermath of DC National Guard shooting.👇
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 AM
There’s lots of space for more guns though, apparently. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
Imagine how many needless deaths would be avoided if only civilians weren’t allowed to have guns.

Immediate aftermath of DC National Guard shooting.👇
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Starting with the 2A and the guns. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
Imagine how many needless deaths would be avoided if only civilians weren’t allowed to have guns.

Immediate aftermath of DC National Guard shooting.👇
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
What is it they say?

“It’s the guns, stupid” bsky.app/profile/gopj...
Imagine how many needless deaths would be avoided if only civilians weren’t allowed to have guns.

Immediate aftermath of DC National Guard shooting.👇
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Actually, making a big performative show is more important than actual crime reduction.
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 AM
If only there was a way to prevent crazy people from getting weapons… bsky.app/profile/gopj...
Imagine how many needless deaths would be avoided if only civilians weren’t allowed to have guns.

Immediate aftermath of DC National Guard shooting.👇
November 27, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Guns means crazies can kill. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
Imagine how many needless deaths would be avoided if only civilians weren’t allowed to have guns.

Immediate aftermath of DC National Guard shooting.👇
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Imagine how many needless deaths would be avoided if only civilians weren’t allowed to have guns.

Immediate aftermath of DC National Guard shooting.👇
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Doesn’t that make her Leavitt’s sister-in-law?
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Buh bye
November 26, 2025 at 5:12 AM
It’s the economy. Stupid. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
WOW! America only goes UP under President Trump’s TREMENDOUS economic leadership!

Gas prices are UP 42% from five years ago. Has there ever been ANY another President who could do that?
November 25, 2025 at 8:27 AM
OG God speaks
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 AM
“It’s the economy, stupid.” bsky.app/profile/gopj...
WOW! America only goes UP under President Trump’s TREMENDOUS economic leadership!

Gas prices are UP 42% from five years ago. Has there ever been ANY another President who could do that?
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 AM
MAGA math
November 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM