Paddy O'Furniture 🫘
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Working for Frenchton Labs. Grocery Bro. Supplier of Profane and Profane Accessories. Caveat Lector
As do my 80 pound Frenchton Labs
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
As do my 80 pound Frenchton Labs
On Armistice Day (and Black History Month), I always post about Eugene Jacques Bullard, whom I think is one of the coolest veterans in history. First black US-born fighter pilot, although he flew for France, "The Black Swallow of Death" was awarded the Croix de Guerre (pictured).
November 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
On Armistice Day (and Black History Month), I always post about Eugene Jacques Bullard, whom I think is one of the coolest veterans in history. First black US-born fighter pilot, although he flew for France, "The Black Swallow of Death" was awarded the Croix de Guerre (pictured).
Y'all know WHY Paul Tagliabue retired in 2006, right?
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Y'all know WHY Paul Tagliabue retired in 2006, right?
"... and the Hawks Road Warrior was wearing glasses, to show that time had passed."
November 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
"... and the Hawks Road Warrior was wearing glasses, to show that time had passed."
I make some pretty verdammt gut schnitzel, if I do say so myself
November 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I make some pretty verdammt gut schnitzel, if I do say so myself
I'm frequently upset that I didn't experience Italian sausage for breakfast until my 20s. So much joy lost by assuming it was only for pasta and pizza.
This morning:
This morning:
November 8, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I'm frequently upset that I didn't experience Italian sausage for breakfast until my 20s. So much joy lost by assuming it was only for pasta and pizza.
This morning:
This morning:
Roses are red,
Beans make me farty,
Beans make me farty,
November 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Roses are red,
Beans make me farty,
Beans make me farty,
"I have four words for Donald Trump: Turn. The. Volume. Up."
November 5, 2025 at 6:12 AM
"I have four words for Donald Trump: Turn. The. Volume. Up."
My crock pot is so old, the plug only has 2 (non-polarized) prongs. Over 50 years old and still works like a champ.
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
My crock pot is so old, the plug only has 2 (non-polarized) prongs. Over 50 years old and still works like a champ.
Oh, my stars! [faints]
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Oh, my stars! [faints]
Thinking about how Keith Richards is still going on this, the day of Dick Cheney's death
November 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Thinking about how Keith Richards is still going on this, the day of Dick Cheney's death
The birthday boy and girl 🐶🐶🥰❤️
November 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The birthday boy and girl 🐶🐶🥰❤️
Happy second birthday, Wesley and Buttercup! We love you both so much!
November 3, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Happy second birthday, Wesley and Buttercup! We love you both so much!
Shit! That's too cruel! Just give him to Mongo.
October 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Shit! That's too cruel! Just give him to Mongo.
@muellershewrote.com My mind, whenever I see mention of a rich guy named Mellon:
October 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
@muellershewrote.com My mind, whenever I see mention of a rich guy named Mellon:
Bullshit, Rob. I began going to the Shriners Hospital since 1973, when you were 10, a kid
Shriners have operated hospitals since 1922, and St. Jude since 1962. Both before you were even born
Shriners have operated hospitals since 1922, and St. Jude since 1962. Both before you were even born
October 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Bullshit, Rob. I began going to the Shriners Hospital since 1973, when you were 10, a kid
Shriners have operated hospitals since 1922, and St. Jude since 1962. Both before you were even born
Shriners have operated hospitals since 1922, and St. Jude since 1962. Both before you were even born
Dammit, Costco! Ya got me
October 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Dammit, Costco! Ya got me
Always dry scoop before you run!
October 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Always dry scoop before you run!
Sleepy babies ❤️🐶🐶🥰
October 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Sleepy babies ❤️🐶🐶🥰