I'd feel sorry for them if they weren't such a bunch of useless twats. Guess they'll have to try and find real work now or plan the next convoy or split a case of malt liquor...

I see it now. Well, they haven't won anything yet.

I believe the Italians would end up with Mexico. We'll likely get Denmark.

This is so moronic. You have to believe Trump told FIFA "give me this award or you can't have your tournament in my country."

As a former young man myself, all I can say is "Lighten up, Francis."

Computers are virgins? Then why all the porn?

She's got them crazy eyes...

It's not a lie, if you believe it.
— Geroge Costanza

By contrast, there are no young geezers.

Two Dicks and a Twat

Some people really need to get a life.

I don't remember that, but somehow, I'm not surprised.

Trudeau had his own name working against him. Carney grew up in Edmonton so that might work for him.

She should cross the floor, go out the door and take the first plane to Florida or some other butt-fuck state and stay there.

Nothing will match the Forum. I was fortunate that my Dad's company had tickets we'd occasionally get and an aunt who had season tickets and would invite me to a game every year (which meant jacket and tie). When I was old enough, I saw many games in standing room, which offered a damn fine vantage.

I’d rather not.

Can't imagine what a hillbilly festival the UCP AGM must be.