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Rookie Culinarian Totofu!
@grade5cookpot.bsky.social
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Limsa's newest up-and-coming chef!

18+ please! Screenshots and reposts frequently nsfw, and feature cooking-related peril scenes. Browse at your own level of comfort!
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Rookie Culinarian Totofu! @grade5cookpot.bsky.social · Oct 12
There's a lot to do in Limsa Lominsa, the culinary capital of the world! And Totofu Tofu is going to get right in the thick of it!

This is the account for Totofu, a budding Culinarian and a high-quality ingredient herself! Can she stay out of the stew pot long enough to seize her fortune?
Totofu, a red-haired lalafell looking off at Limsa Lominsa in amazement. A Goobbue sproutling is biting her arm, but she hasn't noticed. Totofu in a chef's apron and hat, brandishing a frying pan in front of the Bismark restaurant.
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maki-tan.etheirys.social
𝓘 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓽𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾, 𝓶𝔂 𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓵𝔂
November 29, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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lalafell-murin.bsky.social
Waking up and forcing oneself into getting out of a cozy bed is always the most difficult part of the morning after a big holiday....

#MurinPose | #lalafell | #gpose | #ffxiv
November 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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pockettweak.bsky.social
hope everyone had a nice turkey day yesterday! unfortunately, Tweak got eated but she'll be back..
somehow?
November 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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robotnikholmes.bsky.social
Flat Fuck Friday
August 29, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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maki-tan.etheirys.social
httings /gpose just to observe at dis Critter .love this thing . the Maki-tan. Ohime-chama supreme . little thang 🍮
November 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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wukbelav.bsky.social
It's not too late! Deep fry your turkey! Deep fry your turkey! Deep fry your turkey! Deep fry your turkey! Deep fry your turkey! Deep fry your turkey!
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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puknipopli.etheirys.social
What flavor is your character ?

Pukni tastes JUST like a Strawberry Shortcake, and smells like it too!
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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daesphoria.etheirys.social
What flavor is your character?

she the entire coochie board girl
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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mulchedfruit.bsky.social
What flavor is your character?

I've actually uh, got a lot of experience with this, as one would expect dfkjghkjdfgfd, and probably a different perspective as a result

She tastes of rich, fatty meat, but, with undertones of cinnamon and strawberries ❤️💕

(Tagging this as #EoieVore for blacklists)
November 28, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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pockettweak.bsky.social
small pink gremlin destroys everything what more could you possibly want
November 28, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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tsulong.bsky.social
"I don't know who needs to hear this but it's time to move the cooked turkey to the freezer, the cycle begins anew "
November 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
grade5cookpot.bsky.social
What flavor is your character ?

Totofu is the finest cut of A5 wagyu 🥰
November 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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robotnikholmes.bsky.social
What flavor is your character ?

Kyo is just a meat dumpling 😋
November 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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kirinalbright.bsky.social
Fun fact: we love to eat! Thanks to our new adorable friend Totofu, we got to eat so much amazing food! We just couldn't get enough of Totofu or her delicious meals~

Thank you to @grade5cookpot.bsky.social for the opportunity!

#lalafellNSFW #lewdlalafell #gposeNSFW
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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pobblebonked.bsky.social
they're discovering my dark secrets on tumblr dot com
November 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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skymagpie.bsky.social
Your art is not slop, your doodles are not slop, your left facing portrait with no background is not slop, please stop referring to your own works as slop because you are sending a message to other artists that their hard work is also slop. Save it for the AI plague that is actual slop.
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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puddleofbrain.bsky.social
(Chef having sex) behind. Right here. Inside.
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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grade5cookpot.bsky.social
(CW: Cooking!)

After much deliberation, Totofu decided to spend Thanksgiving with... you! Hope you enjoy her every last bite!
Totofu waving up to you, out in the brisk November air. "Thank you so much for having me for Thanksgiving! I was glad you invited me; I've always wanted to be a part of a cozy family meal." Totofu in more casual clothes, chatting with you and sitting on the countertop as she prepares a pan with sliced apples. "I love cooking for other people. Putting my everything into a dish for others to enjoy feels like what I was born to do! That's why I love this holiday so much." Totofu kneeling on a roasting pan, ready to be slid into the oven. She is handing you a notepad with instructions. "I've written everything down right here, but remember: Four hours at 325 degrees, checking on me once an hour to butter me up. Let me sit for at least fifteen minutes before carving, and be sure to read my instructions through to the end! You can do this!" Totofu, all cooked up and spread out on the table for you to enjoy! Her perfectly browned meat is steaming, ready to be carved and plated. There's a note at the back of the instructions she left you: "I was so happy to cook for you this Thanksgiving... Please enjoy all of me!"
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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lumenfract.bsky.social
sometimes when I think about kinks I think about specific scenarios that subvert them like this
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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maki-tan.etheirys.social
I've gone silly mode and raceswapped Maki and Zenos... So meet Garlean Maki, and Lalafell Zenos 😭😭😭 LMFAO
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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pockettweak.bsky.social
they got a new bunny at the saucer
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 AM
grade5cookpot.bsky.social
(CW: Cooking!)

After much deliberation, Totofu decided to spend Thanksgiving with... you! Hope you enjoy her every last bite!
Totofu waving up to you, out in the brisk November air. "Thank you so much for having me for Thanksgiving! I was glad you invited me; I've always wanted to be a part of a cozy family meal." Totofu in more casual clothes, chatting with you and sitting on the countertop as she prepares a pan with sliced apples. "I love cooking for other people. Putting my everything into a dish for others to enjoy feels like what I was born to do! That's why I love this holiday so much." Totofu kneeling on a roasting pan, ready to be slid into the oven. She is handing you a notepad with instructions. "I've written everything down right here, but remember: Four hours at 325 degrees, checking on me once an hour to butter me up. Let me sit for at least fifteen minutes before carving, and be sure to read my instructions through to the end! You can do this!" Totofu, all cooked up and spread out on the table for you to enjoy! Her perfectly browned meat is steaming, ready to be carved and plated. There's a note at the back of the instructions she left you: "I was so happy to cook for you this Thanksgiving... Please enjoy all of me!"
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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vannibattenberg.bsky.social
BE NOT AFRAID
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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maki-tan.etheirys.social
h am. bo rger 🍔
November 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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pobblebonked.bsky.social
they turned me into a plush key chain!!
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM