That's great but what about me, I want to be white haired or bald and despite my age I'm not quite either yet, so I shave in shame

Close your eyes, if it seems dark then yes

Why do cats, casually appear, every time, you are near

There is a Grange Hill novel about the original characters that opened with an annoyed Tucker Jenkins, on an enforced school camping trip, mentally composing a letter of complaint to President Carter.

Love a map of a cook
Love a map on a train
Even love same map again

And all I got was this penguin t-shirt etc

I'm objecting to the line on the homepage about your dad's old CDs. What about my old CDs? Oh wait shit...

I hate it when beans touch my gu pudding

Throws self at ground and misses