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Don’t retweet posts about my dead mother
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If you retweet any posts about my dead mother I will hunt you down and physically end you
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She’s not letting me leave ever again
Tortie cat stretched out on my leg
December 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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There’s a massive fire that’s claimed 6 homes about 3km from where my dad is rn
Kelly Kapoor meme exhausted sad
December 6, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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I don’t think I’ve seen a higher age, but honestly I know what’s good so who cares

Also you should listen to Madison McFerrin she’s FINALLY getting the shine she deserves, don’t be late
Spotify wrapped, my listening age is 73 due to listening to music from the late 60s My Spotify wrapped top artists: Madison McFerrin, Kendrick Lamar, Stevie wonder, Neil young, OutKast
December 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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She’s such a good girl 🥲 she walked right out into the backyard and hopped over the fence into the front yard again lmao, but she’d come inside if I opened the door again
November 28, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Mums cat Phoebe has been trapped and is in foster this morning 🙏 Steve is in his forever home, but Phoebe still needs one

I’ll make a proper post for her soon, but for now I just want to thank everyone who helped get her safe. It would have meant the world to my mum ❤️
Beautiful ms Phoebe in a cat trap, she is white with dark blotches and a little pink nose, and is curled up demurely
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Phoebe and Steve. Please ask around if you can, I know it’s a big ask but I’m desperate to find them a good home
November 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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The power of the legume
Chickpea and peanut curry with rice in a blue bowl
November 16, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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You’d believe God is a theym’n
Raw gozleme dough rolled out with spinach and feta filling in the centre, prior to folding 4 cooked gozleme on a rack and one in a pan cooking, they are quite uniform in size and shape and beautifully mottled if I do say so myself
November 15, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Try, try, and try again
Three bags of baby spinach in various states of decay
November 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Don’t talk to me like we’re friends bitch
Overly familiar email from DiDi (car ride company) pretending that it bought 3 air fryers in the Black Friday sales
November 12, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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Got my cat a cool leather collar with moon and star studs a while ago but it turned out to be too heavy and bothered her, so now she has this ugly one and we’re both thrilled with it
November 11, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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Taking this to a dinner party with some salted honey butter and a balsamic olive oil mix
Loaf of homemade bread, covered in sesame seeds
November 8, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Police allow the Nazi rally and the Herald advertises it for them
An article from the Sydney Morning Herald about police allowing a Nazi rally outside NSW Parliament House, accompanied by a full size image of the rally centring their sign
November 8, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Don’t mind me just giving myself a big head for no reason 💅
Vocal range test showing my range from A#2 to D#6 Vocal range of similar singers, incredible artists like Beyoncé and Amy winehouse are on the list Google AI summary calling this range very broad and exceptional and rare
November 6, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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I think about it all the time
A graphic of someone thinking about what they would do with their lotto win
November 5, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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Okay well I’ll just go fuck myself then
A country selection list, Australia is not there
October 31, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Crispppp 🤌
Plate of chicken katsu
October 28, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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Back at it
All the makings of chicken katsu
October 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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I should call her…
A pile of gozleme
October 26, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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Tried a new gozleme recipe, it’s an improvement but I’m gonna keep hunting for something better
Spinach and feta gozleme
October 26, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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Let’s dough girls
4 balls of dough on a baking mat near flour and a stand mixer
October 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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Little baby bean 🥺
Tortie cat curled up like a little bean
October 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Only love can defeat violence
October 23, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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Oh!
A promotion offering a gondola ride over the Korean DMZ
October 17, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Jeremy Piven jumpscare
Guy taking off headphones disgusted meme
October 10, 2025 at 10:22 AM