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Grassdragon (Freelance Wife)
@grassdragon193.bsky.social
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A sad dog in a hat. RPGs, wrestling, Sonic, retro gaming.

She/Her. Very late 30s. || AuDHD, Plural || Trans, Sapphic, Grey. Minors DNI.

https://linktr.ee/grassdragon

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Dissapointed this one doesn't have a cutesey name like a Sausagepop or a Meatspin or Pendulum's Second Album In Silico (2008).
Screenshot from Scrandle, showing a cooked sausage curled up and impaled on a stick like an old fashioned lollypop.
December 7, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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I follow a streamer who plays Scrandle on weekdays, so they're not going to see and react to this on stream. Shame! Why does the most fucked up food always come up on the weekend?
A screenshot from Scrandle, showing a paper tray of tater tots in liquid chili cheese. There is a large metal screw half-buried in the food. The caption reads "Sonic, 2025, USA. Chili cheese tots with a screw, £3.40"
December 7, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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So you're responsible.
Mr. Cannoli's post, above one announcing that the actor Udo Kier has died.
November 24, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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An amazing panel from an otherwise very lackluster comic.

Rogue Storm #2, 2025 Marvel
Pencils/Inks: Roland Boschi
Colours: Neeraj Menon
Storm of the X-Men standing in a battle-ready pose, an arrow notched in her bow. The ground she is standing on is shaking and shattering. Above her is the caption "HUNTER'S MADNESS" written against the sky. Apart from Storm, the entire panel is coloured in vibrant and stirking shades of purple and blue.
November 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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It cannot be overstated just how horrible The Deadly Cure (1993) looks. It's like some kind of terrible bloom smoothing and colour grading was applied. Entire scenes are a single colour gradient. Pics don't do it justice, have to see it in motion.
A man in a black tank top and pants, taking a fighting stance in a gym, with a full-wall mirror behind him. A blurry mess, showing a close up of a white woman with messy long hair about to start smoking. In a hovel, an older man consoles and advises our younger protagonist. There are several blurry things around the scene, which might be decorations, but it is impossible to tell from the terrible filter.
November 16, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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discord call chat getting very late and very weird.
"dogs might spin their dicks too, I've never asked. You know how a scout leader will rapidly rotate a stick to start a campfire? Yeah. I'm picturing that. but instead of making fire it makes piss"
November 8, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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The way the mobile app crops this, made it a different kind of humour. I got two jokes for the price of one.
SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom. PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom. DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well
November 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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This should answer most questions about her.
A tweet from Eve Barlow. "My Jewish friend saw a sign that said FREE PARKING and panicked that it said FREE PALESTINE. The Jews are tiiiiiiiiired." Below is text stating the tweet has been deleted.
November 5, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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This game is (somehow) not about lactation.
Screenshot of text box from the game Your Chronicle. "Talk With Muscular Man 3/3. This cow is my dear friend. Her name is Milky. You can squeeze her if you want! I'm sure Milky would love that!"
November 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Okay Sephiroth.
photo of a hand making a rapid jacking-off motion with the caption "[DISMISSIVE WANKING GESTURE]".
October 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Feeling good about the sonic adventure gamebook retroclone ttrpg project, teaching myself how to write things out very clearly and simply like for younger readers.
Doing Things When your character attempts something difficult, dangerous, or dramatic, the Storyteller will tell you to roll an ability against a particular Difficulty Number (between five and ten). Roll one die, add the number written next to your ability, and compare the result to the Difficulty Number. If your number is equal to or higher than the Difficulty Number, your character succeeds (yes!). If your number is lower, your character has lost (oh no!). The situation or circumstances may grant you an advantage or disadvantage to the roll. Having advantage means you roll two dice and add your ability number to the higher result. Having disadvantage is the opposite, you roll two dice and add your ability number to the lower result. If you have both the advantage and disadvantage, then they cancel each other out and you roll one die as normal.
October 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults-Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe - living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
Artistic headshots for the 6 protagonists from Final Fantasy VIII. Clockwise from top left: Squall, Rinoa, Quistis, Irvine, Sellhie, and Zell.
October 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Reminding myself I need to reach a good stopping point so I can move off Welcome To Hell York and move back to Undertow. It is (will be) a metaphorical ttrpg about non-cis people escaping to safety, partially inspired by Psi-Run. At least I've finished the ending, the most important part.
Screenshot of black text on a white background. Text reads "# X. POSTSCRIPT | Author Fellatio They told me I would never be a woman, and yet here I am. Sinking deeper into Gender. Caught in the undertow. I write this game having not even begun my own transitioning journey. I am The Fool, one foot out over the precipice. It is terrifying, I know each step forward will make my life worse even as it fills my heart and lifts my soul. I will lose friends and family, career prospects will dry up, the government and society will do everything in their power to push their jackboots down on my neck. I might not survive the journey. But I'm not going to stop becoming myself. Each breath is an act of defiance. So this game exists, partly to challenge myself and partially out of spite. I started the project hoping to submit it to the TRANS FUCKING RAGE JAM, however it was not finished on time. It has since been expanded, and revised countless times. I’ve put a ton of myself into it, in the most superficial ways. It is full of allusions, influences, and references to pieces of pop culture and RPG design that stuck with me. I know it probably won't get played, it's an unfinished and untested mess of ideas and feelings, but it was still worth doing. Sometimes you just need to scream into the void that you exist. Maybe that's the real trans rage. Here I am. Always, forever. —Grassdragon"
October 21, 2025 at 4:24 AM
grassdragon193.bsky.social
Scrandle really taking the piss today. If this wins the matchup I'm going to piss out an entire roman statue the wide way.
A screenshot from the daily guessing game Scrandle. It shows an empty white polystyrene tray from Manchester United, England, in 2022. It is listed as "Nothing" with the additional information "Free for fans • No price data".
October 18, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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"You know, we as gay people, we get to choose our family."
The cover art for the video game Spyro 3: Year Of The Dragon
October 10, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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still a very dumb name because it sounds like farts, first thing people think of
Screenshot from a twitter post dated 22nd August 2018 "Mastodon over/under Pros - Less terrible people - No ads - Chronological timeline Cons - Nobody I follow is on there - Would never use local/global/whatever feeds - Tooting reminds me of farts because I am 8"
October 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Wild that this zelda fan-game has a page of acknowledgements but no author credit, so I know exactly who *helped* but not who *made it*
Credits This section is for the people that have helped me so far and I must give them grate thanks. To Mike Askew who has written most of the spells and give the squires all of the knights codes purpose To Jacqueline Nathalie who has read, edited and critiqued to make understandable. To my Beta testers Shawn Treviranus (you and your damn loop holes…), David Band, Nick Carbery, Timothy Jones, Mike Askew, Devin Cashew, and the lesser people no just kidding, Eddie Voll, Jordan Pépin, Justin To Nintendo for making the legend of Zelda and there art work and screen shot To Kyle Beveridge or inviting me to play my first RPG (Star wars) and grade that made me want to make my own.
September 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Love this one, just keeps escalating.
A tumblr post by the account kirbyofthestars. "people have the audacity to equate vanilla with "plain". yhe fruit of a delicate orchid pollinated by hand. worth its weight in solid gold and beyond. the fussy black-and-cream jewel of the american continent. you sick son of a bitch. imagine a world without vanilla. no blondies. no pound cakes. no crème brûlées, no coke floats. no cream soda. no satiny new york-style cheesecakes. no warm apple pie à la mode. no velvety complexity to bring out complex notes in chocolate desserts. no depth of flavour in your cakes and cookies and milkshakes. all in just a few precious seeds or grams of paste or perfumed teaspoons of liquid black platinum. what you don't understand could fill the library of alexandria seven times over and then some. you ungreateful bastard i'm going to [—] you." Word censored to avoid getting hit with Threat Of Violence rules on bluesky.
September 12, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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(TW half-eaten food.)

Really happy with the result, cooked all the way through and a little bit juicy instead of dry.

Added a tiny bit of chicken salt after flipping, gives it some zing.
Close up photo of halfs a white bread sandwich, showing the contents of a humburger patty, slice of cheese, shredded lettuce, sliced tomato, chopped red onion.
September 7, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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Reminder that this is one of Bubsy's original concept designs. She has always been a girl with watermelon-cracking thighs, just took several decades of post-irony to realise.
A signed concept sketch by Bubsy's designer Ken Macklin, dated to 1992. Shows a female version of Bubsy The Bobcat with thick lips, extremely wide hips, and the iconic exclamation mark shirt is now a sleeveless shoulderless dress that hugs her chest. The image is captioned "Too sexualized".
September 6, 2025 at 11:47 AM
grassdragon193.bsky.social
Glad to see I'm not a Brat. My ex was and I couldn't deal with it, part of the reason we broke up.
blank brat bingo Refuses to eat the food they dislike Keysmashes Chaotic Clingy but doesn't like to admit Loves animals Gets excited easily Has at least one fandom personality trait Jealous easily Walks barefoot when they can Never will admit being a bottom Can't do math Has a loud laugh Gets embarassed easily (Free Space) Gets teased often Texts back really fast Wants to be carried but won't ask Owns 5+ plushies Can handle conflict Scared of bugs Short Big Tease Secretly likes watching drama Wants to protect everyone Likes making people feel good brat bingo with the following tiles highlighted Refuses to eat the food they dislike Walks barefoot when they can Loves animals Can't do math Has a loud laugh Wants to protect everyone Scared of bugs
September 3, 2025 at 5:25 AM
grassdragon193.bsky.social
Turns out bad pizza is real and can hurt me. I'm sure it'll be better reheated tomorrow, properly cooked through.
A small home-made pizza with barely-melted cheese, shredded ham, and small slices of burnt pepperoni.
August 24, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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You ever see a public domain photo that makes you want to sit down and knock out a game and forget to make dinner? Because I just did. BRB making dinner.

www.pexels.com/photo/graysc...
Black and white photo, close to the ground, scene appears to be a cobblestone street in the heart of a european city. Background a crowd of people in heavy winter clothing look on, in front of terrace buildings. Foreground two large dogs, similar to german shepards or labradors, interact. The dog on the right is reeling back and has its tongue out amusingly. The dog on the left is leaning forward, neck extended, mouth open, either in the middle of a powerful bark or trying to bite the nose of the other dog.
August 24, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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I had to elevated my shitposting.

(Made using this generator kychou.net/eva-title/)
Bold, huge compressed off-white serif text on a stark black background. A Neon Genesis Evangelion title card. The text reads: LEANING IN CONSPIRATORIALLY, EYES BRIGHT, SMILE INNOCENT, MY HUSHED VOICE BARELY AUDIBLE OVER THE CROWD: "Boobs are good and I should have some."
August 22, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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The words "MINOR SPELLING MISTAKE" in huge bold white letters on a black background
August 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM