my little brother used to sing it like this when he was a toddler and it’s now canon to me

got this info as it was unfolding via ems group chat and my wife and i were dying. if vance is coming to your town, HIDE

some of them might actually think they’ve seen this. but it’s really just repeated so often that they’ve integrated it into their minds as their own personal experience when it never actually happened to them or anyone they know

NEED to go to the upstairs neighbor store where they only sell amps, speakers, bowling balls, and vacuum cleaners

*touches the ground* there used to be pornography here… but something… happened

i’m with my friends