Leah D
@greennotcabbage.bsky.social
Villager, talker of nonsense, wine lover, bossed around by a small dog.
I thought Rebecca was the delivery driver?
November 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I thought Rebecca was the delivery driver?
Thank you. Roy whining on about his Leaaaaaaaaaah will follow me to the end of my days.
November 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Thank you. Roy whining on about his Leaaaaaaaaaah will follow me to the end of my days.
That’s why I only ever listen to Leah by Roy Orbison. It is truly wojus but dems the rules.
November 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
That’s why I only ever listen to Leah by Roy Orbison. It is truly wojus but dems the rules.
“You woke up this morning
Got yourself a shoe”
Doesn’t really have the same impact as the original tbh.
Got yourself a shoe”
Doesn’t really have the same impact as the original tbh.
November 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
“You woke up this morning
Got yourself a shoe”
Doesn’t really have the same impact as the original tbh.
Got yourself a shoe”
Doesn’t really have the same impact as the original tbh.
First time for everything
October 31, 2025 at 9:19 PM
First time for everything
Jean shorts? Karate pyjamas?
October 14, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Jean shorts? Karate pyjamas?
Did you mean to tag me instead? Good to see the attention to detail we've all come to expect from the VT is as strong (ahem) as ever.
September 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Did you mean to tag me instead? Good to see the attention to detail we've all come to expect from the VT is as strong (ahem) as ever.
11 stepladders? Well, I see someone is doing well for themselves. Short changing pensioners must be a lucrative side hustle.
August 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
11 stepladders? Well, I see someone is doing well for themselves. Short changing pensioners must be a lucrative side hustle.
Or have Mammy1979 drag them off the pitch by their ear like she did to you last week when you tried to join in on that kids' five-a-side game.
August 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Or have Mammy1979 drag them off the pitch by their ear like she did to you last week when you tried to join in on that kids' five-a-side game.
Michael right now.
a woman is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
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August 24, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Michael right now.
Are you telling me not to take the soup, Michael? Because I think that ship already sailed long ago.
August 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Are you telling me not to take the soup, Michael? Because I think that ship already sailed long ago.
I do like a good breakfast soup, Pam. Especially one with berries and greek yogurt, and oaty croutons.
August 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I do like a good breakfast soup, Pam. Especially one with berries and greek yogurt, and oaty croutons.
Excuse me?
a woman is wearing a pink shirt that says squad on it
ALT: a woman is wearing a pink shirt that says squad on it
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August 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Excuse me?
Indeed. Just like a poor man's action hero.
August 20, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Indeed. Just like a poor man's action hero.