Given how it's gone for me (and countless others inspired by you, I'm sure), the response should be, "Sure, I can, but you'll have to wait about a decade, and it will be *very* hands-off."

So fun fact Spanish doesn't have a direct translation of the verb "to nurse" so when Scorpia asks if she needs to be "tenderly nursed back to health" she asks "Do you need to be tenderly breastfed until you heal?"

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