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Greg One Leg
@gregoryonelegory.bsky.social
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I’m Greg, I have one leg and it’s the most interesting thing about me

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Greg One Leg @gregoryonelegory.bsky.social · Nov 20
Why is Gregory shortened to Greg when Gory is right there?!
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deathbecomesme.bsky.social
Being in physical pain is exhausting
November 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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samerealwoman.bsky.social
What doesn't kill you, make you darkly sarcastic.
November 18, 2023 at 8:32 PM
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ovaryaction.bsky.social
It's okay WiFi connection, I'm unstable too.
October 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
gregoryonelegory.bsky.social
So is this place still good enough to scream in to the void?
December 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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titsonthebarbie.bsky.social
Doggy style so you can see my anus smiling.
June 7, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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mrcarter3.bsky.social
I've made it from the bed to the couch......

I'm ready to seize the day now
June 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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daddyjew.bsky.social
I have gas, grass and ass. I cannot be stopped.
June 7, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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wilboo72.bsky.social
I used to manage a dildo factory.

We had a lot of trouble with female squatters.
June 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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celestephase.bsky.social
Handjob them to completion, but the load is millions of little bananas, & Donkey Kong appears.

*distant sounds of the Super Mario Party theme*
April 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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titsonthebarbie.bsky.social
Rich people lie. How do you think they got there hmmm
June 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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benedictsred.bsky.social
I go to wine tastings and spit it into the air like Triple H
June 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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deeks549.bsky.social
I think I'm over this being human thing
June 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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dorisdaydreams.bsky.social
I'm a big advocate for not getting involved in anything that requires wearing 'outside' clothes.
June 5, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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laboxalaroxa.bsky.social
You can always count on me to be openly honest about my stupidity.
June 5, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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winemummy.bsky.social
Good morning.

Don’t say it back.
May 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
gregoryonelegory.bsky.social
I ate bran flakes today so my gut health better be on point for the next two weeks
June 5, 2025 at 1:26 PM
gregoryonelegory.bsky.social
You can identify as a stegosaurus for all I care but do not try and pass off cauliflower as fucking rice
June 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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havishaf.bsky.social
Jumping to conclusions? With these knees?
June 5, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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beaveinflow.bsky.social
Me, to my pillow: did you cum?
June 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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frigginfrench.bsky.social
you seem like the kinda person who got all your tests handed back to you face down
June 4, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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granitedhuine.bsky.social
I'm old, but not rinsing a Ziplock plastic bag to reuse it later because it wasn't that dirty, old.
June 4, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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vtbee80.bsky.social
relationship status: sending myself nudes
May 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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winemummy.bsky.social
Not to brag but all my nudes involve food.
June 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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winemummy.bsky.social
Is that a ham in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
April 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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nappydolemite.bsky.social
Some people look so much better wearing sunglasses.

Others, ski masks.
June 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM