Greg the Sorcerer
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Yeah I’m casting spells if you know what I mean
A fishing rod with a magic wand taped to the end
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Source? It was revealed to me by the orb.
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It appears as though a demon is trying to manifest through my floorboards
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going nonverbal at the party and just doing this in the corner until I can leave
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The King keeps sending his pesky knights to try and arrest me, but no matter! They are no match compared to the might of my SICK ASS WIZARD MAGIC!!!
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I filled an old windex bottle with holy water and spray my ghouls with it anytime they misbehave
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I see the error of my ways, I’ll go feed my dog some of my finest grapes and chocolate to make them feel like a king
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Her: did you really have to bring HIM into the restaurant with us?

Me: excuse me HE is my emotional support jester and YES his presence is completely necessary

The jester : ohohooo! Shall I juggle these meatballs for you my liege?
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Felt cute might raid a coastal village later
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In a perfect world where the HOA doesn’t exist
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Can anybody help identify this bird that just flew over me?
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Wizard: “I haven’t seen the barbarian in a while. Do you think we should go look for them?”

Rogue: “I’m sure they’re fine. Let’s just focus on defeating this slime first ”

The barbarian being released by the slime upon its defeat:
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Never judge a book by its cover, except for maybe that one bound in human skin with a contorted human face on the front, you probably shouldn’t touch that one.
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I am a wildlife photographer and I just took this picture