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Grey the falsetto child
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Full time engineering student. Two Pug children.
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These are some of my fave pics of me. Featuring my bestie
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LARS AND THE REAL GIRL is a movie where everyone in a community has to politely pretend Ryan Gosling’s “companion” is real and not anything other than an overtly obscene blow-up doll he has tailored to his peculiar specifications and i think about it a lot lately
Oh good, Glenn Beck has created an AI George Washington. You will be shocked to learn that the AI George Washington created by Glenn Beck sounds exactly like what would happen if Glenn Beck built an AI George Washington to sound exactly like Glenn Beck.
December 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Liberals refusing to learn anything from their electoral losses and still try to blame everyone but their dogshit candidates... it's pathetic.
They're moving forward without you.
So where does that put your political objectives? Where are progressives in this "let them lose" scenario?
And why do you take job in the suffering that is being caused by withholding your vote?
December 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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I’d imagine they’ll hoover up the wealth for themselves and use it to build more megayachts & Hawaiian doomsday bunkers, while forcing the elderly to scrape by on whatever meager incomes they have left.
December 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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no idea
December 8, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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I thought y’all were trying to turn the temperature down? To curb toxic posting? To make social media more friendly? How does trolling your own users fit into that mission? Genuine question.
December 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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"ugh, uber/DD drivers are so LAZY, none of them will match with my order and my food gets cold"

Base pay just got dropped to $1 per delivery in a ton of markets and y'all aren't tipping. Gas costs $4. Feel some shame.
December 8, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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“It confirms what we already knew — this was not about public safety, it’s about stoking chaos and fear and terrorizing communities,” said state Sen. Royce Duplessis.
Records reviewed by AP detail online monitoring, arrests in New Orleans immigration crackdown
Records reviewed by the AP show that few of those arrested have criminal histories beyond traffic violations.
www.nola.com
December 8, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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The calls from America this weekend to "abolish the EU" are for one simple reason: the EU is the only thing that can keep European nation-states from becoming Russian or American vassals.
The US has declared rhetorical war on the EU
The calls from America this weekend to destroy the EU are revealing. They hate the union because it's the only thing that can keep European countries from being Russian or American vassals.
davekeating.substack.com
December 8, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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Glad to see people talking about Penn Jillette. The 2024 interview was done by me. I found him to be a refreshingly reflective, self-critical individual who has remained curious and willing to evolve.
December 8, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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Bluesky’s head of trust & safety responding with a sarcastic image macro to a woman upset her husband was kidnapped by ICE is embarrassingly unprofessional & cruel behavior.

that account was then banned by Bluesky Trust & Safety. horrendously poor community management. what purpose does this serve?
December 8, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30
December 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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October 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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The CPD needs to be defunded, disbanded, and every single one of its officers chased from public life in the city
December 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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In case you missed where Gwen Stefani is at these days
December 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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You mean to tell me it was only ever about preserving ethnostate borders‽
I thought seizing land through armed conquest was bad and that's why we're opposing Russia invading Ukraine
December 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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every time I see an A-list actor in an ad for some slot machine phone game, I think about how Bill Murray's character in Lost in Translation doing advertisements is framed as basically the highest form of humiliation an actor could go through.
December 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Without Birthright Citizenship, you too could be ripped from your home in the middle of the night.

Without the Equal Protection, the Privilege and Immunities and the Due Process Clauses, you and everyone you love could be declared subhuman and stripped of your most basic and fundamental freedoms.
December 7, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Someday someone will make a joke about worf son of mohg using worf and elden ring mohg but it won’t be my lazy ass
December 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Congresswoman says she was shoved & pepper-sprayed after identifying herself during ICE operation. "‘When I presented myself as a member of Congress asking for more information, I was pushed aside and pepper sprayed.’" www.commondreams.org/news/adelita...
ICE Goons Pepper Spray Congresswoman Adelita Grijalva During Tucson Raid | Common Dreams
"If federal agents are brazen enough to fire pellets directly at a member of Congress, imagine how they behave when encountering defenseless members of our community," Grijalva said.
www.commondreams.org
December 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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A Democratic strategist posting a twitter screenshot containing “AlphaNews” a far-right Neo-Nazi propaganda network? I know Jon won’t care enough to delete this Neo-Nazi propaganda, but Somali Americans voted OVERWHELMINGLY for Harris. Y’all are just racist liars uplifting Neo-Nazi “news” for clicks
December 7, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Found a Christmas tree at Michael’s on sale for $60 down from $200. It’s 7 ft and has lights already on it so perfect. I was hesitant but then I thought about that post about as an adult yah gotta make the holiday magic yourself and I could use some this year.
December 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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If you call it a “male immaturity epidemic,” a very different set of phenomena come into focus, as this thread shows
I'm starting to wonder how much "the male loneliness epidemic" is just straight and bisexual women identifying low-effort, mean, and incompetent men and choosing not to date, marry, and tolerate them anymore
December 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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What's interesting in this story is that they keep searching for the reason gay men are doing better than straight men academically as if they have to justify the disparity, rather than acknowledging that gay men might just be better.
December 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Finding out Quentin Tarantino is a zionist and Paul Dano is pro-Palestine makes all this so much simpler.
December 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM