The sky shuddered a glistering red, a spectacle of dreadful beauty in the chill quiet of the high desert night.

That Charest flipped so easily from federal conservative to the head of the Quebec liberal party speaks volumes. Do you like a blue dynastic neoliberal or a red dynastic neoliberal? It's just a popularity contest over which GreatLeader™ to pick, populist dipshit or international banker dipshit.

I went to John McCrae primary school in Guelph, and walked past his childhood home every day.

Wow, so much for that. I can hardly believe Teen Vogue fired the people who basically won this award. I hope you're proud of yourselves.

Neither do cows. A lot of dairy farmers don't bother changing time.

I say we go back to sundials, like the Romans, with adjusted "time" for hours of sunlight and location. "I will meet you at half past perihelion, 45° 30′ 31.9968” N, 73° 33′ 42.0048” W"

Better that than a youngling learning clarinet I guess?
I have a neighbour who plays banjo and whiel it was kind of weird the first year, now it's actually kind of nice haha

Kind of? But like his goofy younger brother.

My stepfather once told me, "If you ever catch me wearing a Tilley hat, kill me, as you will know I have lost not only my taste but my mind and am beyond hope".

Mark Cuban would be a good start, fucker is worth 6 billion? Don't threaten me with a good time, buddy.

Definitely short in the front and back, long in the sides.

TOUCH-OFF!!!!1