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Canis Latranscendental

@grimmycoyote.bsky.social

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Trickster, goblin creature, clown. Pansexual weirdo. Drinker of beer, eater of meats. Lover of bunnies. Master Porksmith. Disciple of Blessed Ninkasi. He/Him/They/Them. Seattle Creature.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 10h

Oh fucked if I remember. That was hours ago.

Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 12h

Why thankee

Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 12h

Just use pasteurized eggs. Or agua fava. I dunno what the conversion is from eggs to chickpea slime, but it does work and you don't have to worry about it making you shit your guts out if you eat it raw.

Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 12h

Thinkin of this pair of tweets.

Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 13h

Live footage of the French vampire twink reading that last tweet.

a woman in a denim jacket is smiling and says gosh , look at the time .

ALT: a woman in a denim jacket is smiling and says gosh , look at the time .

media.tenor.com

Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 13h

I am not the biggest fan of Anne Rice's vampire chronicles. Aside from Interview with the Vampire, I found them kind of silly. BUT I really appreciate the concept of the theatre des vampires. French vampire twink can eat me on stage. That's fine.

Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 13h

I feel like I may have to learn all over again. Its been...a long time.

Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 13h

I've been considering it.

Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 13h

Why thankee!
I do not know why I stopped drawing figures. I was kinda ok at it.

Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 13h

He also passes out from the BP drop when he gets a boner.

Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 13h

Please enjoy this muscular horse butt I drew 10,000,000 years ago.

Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 13h

Hurry back to me, my Wild Colleen. Its been the worst day since yesterday.

Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 14h

I think I found like 6 different ways to pronounce it for the first couple of years I lived here.

Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 14h

Also a good one.

Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 14h

It took me 2 fukkin years to learn how to pronounce it when I first moved up here. XD

Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 14h

Also a litmus for touristiness.

Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 14h

Oh right on.

Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 14h

Puyallup

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 18h

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 16h

Apparently. XD

Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 16h

I guess when I do I'm loud and angry tho.

Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 18h

Cats don't get to play by dog rules. Sorry.

Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 18h

Sounds like a special martial arts move. Or a weird sex thing. She gave me the ole inverted weasel and I just couldn't...

Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 18h

This week has been all Ska and Punk and I have gotten SO MUCH done at work because it ENERGIZES me.

Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 18h

By dog rules I own about 67% of capitol hill.

Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 18h

Inverted weasel.