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Sherri
@grinchkicker.bsky.social
An American in Canada. Cold. Cranky. Owner of a tiny table. Controlled by Jackson, the big headed dog.

Bedford Nova Scotia
Fuck you I wont do what you told me: Jackson Edition.
November 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Ian has been gone for all of 30 minutes, and Jackson has already begun his "I will ignore everyone and everything that is not dad" bit. He'll be a fun companion for 4 days.
November 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I left the house looking like an absolute dirt bag, which means I'll run into no less than 6 of you.
November 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The only way to describe the status of my couch right now is "craft spread".
November 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
@charmaine116.bsky.social When you glue ribbon to your hoops, what glue do you use? I'm a bit of a gluing mess.
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Ryan made my mac n cheese for Thanksgiving, he does so every yr. I don't measure a thing but he can translate Sherri to real life. I asked him how it turned out, he said
"Amazing. Everyone was like omg is this some Tina ladys recipe? I was like no I do not know any Tina lady, my mom's name is Sherri
November 28, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I claim the Kraken. Yes, all of it.
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
"I just want an 8 ball and 2 million dollars."
November 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Fuck.
November 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Im 47 years old, I still get excited and teary when Santa enters Herald Square.
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, American friends.
Because I get two thanksgivings, today, Snacksgiving in this house, is all about the snacks we eat while watching the parade.
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 AM
This stinky farting dog is not about sharing the bed tonight.
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Jackson expects 2 hrs of non-stop pets every morning after he eats. If you, at any time, take a break, he punches you with his paws. He's an abusive dick.
November 25, 2025 at 12:35 PM
This is 100% something my former pooches would have done to my chihuahua. They would often toss him in the pool.
TL cleanse.

Before acting, it is necessary to check. 😂
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I may have added too many bubbles to the bath.
November 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I liked the Agricola summer market so much better than this one. Namely because more of the street was closed during the summer. There's just something about a closed street that makes you want to spend more time wandering in and out of shops.
November 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
It is time for the greatest Christmas song ever made. Mariah has nothing on Lou.

youtu.be/Ca5wXojemRM?...
Lou Monte - Dominick The Donkey (HQ Audio)
YouTube video by Christmas 365
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November 23, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I didn't have creamer so I'm drinking tea. Tea is NOT wakeup juice. This morning's crankiness is brought to you by my failure to plan, with a heaping helping of procrastination.
November 23, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Okay, this was way cheesier than expected. It had Bill's lore, traditional Buffalo foods, past and present players, a love story, Joey Pants. 10/10 for Hallmark/football cheese.
"Holiday touchdown: A Bill's love story." Good god, it sounds completely awful. I'll totally watch it.
November 23, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I dont appear to be capable of sleeping beyond 5:30.
November 23, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Jackson just whacked his head on the coffee table, and I swear he said "fuck" in dog.
November 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Look at my adorable Christmas pickles from TerriPowerArt
November 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
"Holiday touchdown: A Bill's love story." Good god, it sounds completely awful. I'll totally watch it.
November 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I would just like to wish a lifetime of exploding diarrhea on a particular someone. Just putting that out in the universe to come true.
November 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
JESUSCUNTFUCKMOTHERFUCKINGCOCKSUCKCHRIST
November 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM