Kelly 🐸
@groovecookie.bsky.social
Environmental scientist and STEM nerd, Gen X punk, chicken mama and farmHER, foul-mouthed, iconoclast, Renaissance woman. Mostly feral, may bite. Smells like patchouli and Marlboros. 💙 Voting since the 80s, never once for an R. 💙
I'm just so fkn sick of this shit.
November 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I'm just so fkn sick of this shit.
Peanut. Yes, she's a chicken. 😆
November 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Peanut. Yes, she's a chicken. 😆
It's about to be falling iguana season in Florida. Don't let your cat bring them bitches in the garage when they're too cold to move. They're mean as hell when they warm up!
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
It's about to be falling iguana season in Florida. Don't let your cat bring them bitches in the garage when they're too cold to move. They're mean as hell when they warm up!
Exactly! Omg that will make your heart stop. I have been picking up the good feathers because I want to make a wreath like this one I found on the internet! I don't have guineas, but I have other chicken feathers just as pretty.
November 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Exactly! Omg that will make your heart stop. I have been picking up the good feathers because I want to make a wreath like this one I found on the internet! I don't have guineas, but I have other chicken feathers just as pretty.
I feel you. We're getting it over in Florida too. My poor chickens are not going to be happy about this.
November 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I feel you. We're getting it over in Florida too. My poor chickens are not going to be happy about this.
I am am a hard and fast follower of "stop buying shit you don't need", but apparently I needed this today.
November 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I am am a hard and fast follower of "stop buying shit you don't need", but apparently I needed this today.
The gem we missed:
November 5, 2025 at 10:39 AM
The gem we missed:
I'm with you in spirit.
November 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I'm with you in spirit.
I think we've had enough rain.
October 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I think we've had enough rain.
"the first couple of questions are easy, A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..."
October 28, 2025 at 10:51 AM
"the first couple of questions are easy, A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..."
when you get owned in a political cartoon by Dr Seuss himself, you might be part of a clown show
October 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
when you get owned in a political cartoon by Dr Seuss himself, you might be part of a clown show
Frankie the cat and the feral chicken parking lot cleanup crew at my local farm and feed store. ❤️
October 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Frankie the cat and the feral chicken parking lot cleanup crew at my local farm and feed store. ❤️
Shouldn't every day be "bring your chicken to work" day?
October 21, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Shouldn't every day be "bring your chicken to work" day?
Apparently others are getting on board, saw this several places today.
October 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Apparently others are getting on board, saw this several places today.
