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one Wolf
@grovertmuldoon.bsky.social
Lonesome, on’ry, and mean.
Pinned
I am here to chew bubblegum, lurk, and occasionally shout into the abyss.
...and I'm all out of bubblegum.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen

Metallica
Cracker
Garbage
Social Distortion
Lucinda Williams
Prince
The Oh Sees
Melvins
The Breeders
Iggy Pop
introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen

Depeche Mode
Nine Inch Nails
The Hooters
John Carpenter
Howard Shore
November 28, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The only heroes in the whole Nuzzi/Lizza/Kennedy affair are the folks posting the story as it's published so more of us can be messy bitches without putting money in Lizza or Substack's pockets.
November 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Children are not therapy
Wives are not therapy
Marriage is not therapy

only therapy is therapy
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
One of the nicer experiences on Twitter was learning how fascinating cheetahs are from annewhilborn.bsky.social’s sci-comm, and having them supplant lions as my favorite big cat.
November 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
It's garbage people all the way down, and I'm going to read every trashy word I can.

youtu.be/fOMv1CmiXoc?...
November 22, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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Putting you on to the lady who dances with her horse because it’s crucial for morale
November 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
As a kid I made a baked potato for the first time without any supervision. Seemed easy enough; what could go wrong? After nearly an hour, I opened the oven door, poked the potato with a fork to ensure it was done, and learned a very messy lesson...
DO NOT FORGET TO STAB THE POTATO FIRST.

IT IS CRUCIAL THAT THIS STEP NOT BE OMITTED.

My housemate forgot once. Opened the oven to find one of their potatoes had distributed itself probabilistically across every surface inside of the oven.
November 18, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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When you nut, but Olivia Nuzzi keeps sucking
November 18, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Forgiveness is overrated.

People are trying very hard to shift what that word actually means.

No one has to ever forgive anything. No one is entitled to be forgiven.

You cannot forgive wrongs not done unto you.

Forgiveness is not for the wrongdoer, but for the wronged.
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Incredibly convenient when businesses you won't give your money to are co-located.
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.

The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.

🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 18, 2025 at 4:26 AM
There's so little good news to go around on here I'm not turning my nose up at an opportunity to enjoy some messy, catty Schadenfreude.
November 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Much in the same way that I enjoy Sacred Geometry without following the metaphysics of it, I enjoy and have purchased tarot cards because of the artwork even though I don't believe in the divination or mysticism.
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Saw a picture of the woman who was sharing Krang with a brain worm, and she has eyebrows I've seen women apologize for in pictures from 20 years ago.
November 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
As the ultimate authority on national security material, he probably had a new SCI compartment created so that anything else related to him is socked away in the same warehouse as the Ark of the Covenant.
Trump now says House Republicans should vote to release the Epstein files “because we have nothing to hide”
November 17, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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too real lol
November 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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These are all condom brands, no?
Operation Strapping Manservant
November 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
The lies are free, but the truth is behind a paywall…
November 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Giuliani is still telling all his equally repugnant friends "I almost got that!".
that story is repulsive but you needn’t waste your brainpower envying that vanity fair reporter the things she got behaving abhorrently with a disgusting man. i wouldn’t have an affair with RFK jr to secure the journalistic bag and you wouldn’t either. look at him. he looks like he cums battery acid
November 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Vivid memories of this box, and the constant disappointment of the tape never being behind it on the shelf at Video Explosion, the video rental shop two towns away.
Happy anniversary to the original VHS release of "The Empire Strikes Back," which dropped on this day in 1984 📼

#StarWars #TheEmpireStrikesBack #BobaFett #JasonWingreen
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
This ain't helping beat the Fredo allegations.
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
"The answer to all your questions is money"
November 10, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Evergreen.
Scorpio: You’ll wake up with a feeling of doom and ennui. Don’t be overly concerned. Eventually the sun will envelop the earth.
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM