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Grungehamster
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I know what definition of "bear" you were going for, but unfortunately my mind immediately jumped to the human-bear war in Yurikuma Arashi.
Yurikuma Arashi AKA Lesbian Bear Storm; a scene where a war between humanity and bearkind is represented with a silhouette of a teddy bear celebrating the "exclusion" of a human female silhouette reclining with ostensibly blood spurting up from her midsection.
November 28, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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He's been stuck on the moon for 25 years now.
Futurama meme with Megaman Volnutt instead of Fry saying "Shut up and take my zenny!"
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Can you blame her?
How do I (24F) get my boyfriend (27M) to dress up as the Grinch and fuck me? I have a Grinch fetish. My boyfriend knows about this and for the most part accepts it. He isn't crazy about it and doesn't really get it but he at least tries which is all I ask. He'll sometimes read the book to me to set the mood, or if he's really feeling kinky tell me "You're a mean one" in the heat of the moment. He's even begrudgingly come around to at least playing one of the three versions of the film every time we do the deed (although we tend to stay away from the live-action one because it's too much for me). The thing is, I don't want to hear about the Grinch or listen to the Grinch or watch the Grinch. I want to be fucked by the Grinch. And for the record this is common among women. The Grinch's bulging sack of toys to me (and many others) is what a Mack truck is to Cardi B. The fact that he's good with dogs and experienced trauma at a young age makes me want that long, fuzzy dick even more. My boyfriend asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I told him straight up. I told him to put on the greenest, silkiest Grinch costume he could find, kidnap me from my bed on Christmas Eve, and then ravage me in front of the Christmas tree. He flat out refused. Said it was too weird for him. I was literally begging this man to let this pussy save Christmas and he was like nah, I'm good. It ended up turning into a fight where he admitted he only gave into my initial Grinch kinks to placate me and was still uncomfortable about the fact that I had moaned "Grinch" during sex a few weeks ago, but only because his song was playing in the background. So he's drawn a line. And if I don't drop the Grinch fetish (which as I said is incredibly common among women but sadly taboo) he's done for good. I don't want to lose him over this.
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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The ability of people to suggest an ill of our society is some expectation of civility is one of the worst parts of social media.
vellicour on Tumblr calling every instance of showing certain emotions “emotional labor” needs to stop. I just saw a post that was like “reminder that you do not ever need to be a good or kind person” like. Yes you DO???
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Meant to post this Tumblr thing on Friday for anyone who needs it; still lots of options depending on the size of the bird.
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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4Chan post "If only you knew how bad things really are."
November 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Now now now; maybe they can come to a compromise like a cage?
Facebook post March 21, 2024 Idk if you have a bf but please make sure he In his crate when I come over
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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I don't know that we do know his Wario because 3 separate options sprang to my mind.

- Satan
- Simon Magus
- Paul
"Fuck Paul" image created by laundry-ghost.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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TFS Dragonball Abridged Transcript, Episode 55 NEWS REPORTER: Over the last thirteen hours, more than two dozen evacuation orders have been issued all over the globe. Thousands upon millions head countryside--including the endangered Saskatoon t-rexes--while others seek shelter. The world has never seen terror as real as it has today. PICCOLO: You're kidding me...! TIEN: Yeah, right? Dinosaurs are still a thing. It's odd how we never talk about it. At least not since we drove them out of the cities. PICCOLO: I'm talking about terror! Never seen, my ass! My dad released every murderer out onto the streets, and overthrew the world government! TIEN: Oh, right. And the king of the world is a blue cairn terrier. PICCOLO: It's bullshit! TIEN: I think it's pretty progressive.
November 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Basically a tongue in cheek reference to Years of Lead/other historical periods of high political violence as a result of deteriorating public trust and lack of security.
@SeanRMoorhead If unemployment exceeds 30% and distrust of the political process becomes widespread, there is a danger that the United States will enter what historians call The Cool Zone.
November 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Elizabeth Holmes: "You are breeze in desert for me. My water. And ocean. Meant only to be together tiger." Ramesh "Sunny" Balwani: "Ok."
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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To be fair, it is a Volker redux really. Just this time the "long nightmare" got tamed around 2023 instead of 1982.
Fed Funds Rate vs. Inflation Rate 1975-1992
November 18, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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The Ted Cruz "Refuse to endorse at the RNC, eventually jumps on board, announces that the Trump campaign was a liberal conspiracy after Access Hollywood tape dropped, then claims to be a loyal soldier" saga was so good.
Ted Cruz phone banking for Trump 2016.
November 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Reminder that Bondi promised to investigate this "Day One" so I am not sure why Trump has to direct her to do so.
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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I am just glad that she is unique in having layers to her personality, a sense of independence, and being able to understand the nuances of the opposite sex much better than Other Girls. Clearly she will be appreciated for that.
XKCD: Sheeple A train full of stick figures all thinking "Look at these people. Glassy-eyed automatons going about their daily lives, never stopping to look around and THINK! I'm the only conscious human in a world of sheep."
November 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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To be fair, he also threatened to prosecute Clinton (don't think they can prosecute JP Morgan without a time machine.)
November 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Classic.
Tweet about defenders of sex pests being accused of pedophilia for underage targets featuring a katana being unsheathed that appears to read "ephebophile."
November 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Shocked they didn't include a Polymarket "however, investors don't think a smoking gun will be leaked this year, a significant boon to Trump's electoral chances in 2028."
Polymarket "Evidence Trump went to Epstein's Island make public in 2025m" being bet on at 13%, down from 21% yesterday.
November 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Fair; I just meant trying to make sure that you are still communicating you are "we need to be accurate about where this comes from" and not "they say he was diddling kids but she was rocking a solid B cup" creepiness.
Tweet about defenders of sex pests being accused of pedophilia for underage targets featuring a katana being unsheathed that appears to read "ephebophile."
November 13, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Sad that this (which I stole from the replies to Popehat back when he was on Twitter) is out of date now.
Far Side "How nature says, 'do not touch'" with the final panel of a man wearing a boot on his head wielding a shotgun replaced with the signature line from a Larry Klayman filing
November 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Have had this one quote rattling around in my head for months. Significant chunk of the narrative is corrupting mankind to see mortality as a curse not a gift leading to their fall and Peter "name every product after LOTR" Thiel says "of course, but what if we could escape the curse of mortality?"
Yes, Thiel said, perking up. "There are all these ways where trying to live unnaturally long lives go haywire" in Tolkien's works. But you also have the elves. "And then there are are sort of all these questionable and, you know: How ar the elves different from the humans in Tolkien? And they're basically — I think the main difference is just, they're humans that don't die." "Why can't we be elves?" he said.
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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I am remembering Lupin, a Bond-esque "been in dozens of stories that cannot possibly be canon with each other" character who at one point they made a movie that said "fuck it, all of it is canon, there are just dozens of dudes convinced they are the only Lupin".
Lupin Green vs. Red (2008), an otherwise underwhelming film that at least had a cool premise.
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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"We would have to repay $2 trillion dollars... assuming that the Supreme Court rules on this in 2036."

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The Tax Foundation: "Trump’s imposed tariffs will raise $2.4 trillion in revenue over the next decade on a conventional basis and reduce US GDP by 0.6 percent, all before foreign retaliation. Accounting for negative economic effects, the revenue raised by the tariffs falls to $1.8 trillion over the next decade. The Trump tariffs threaten to offset much of the economic benefits of the new tax cuts, while falling short of paying for them."
November 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Reminder of when he showed his bedside table of empty caffeine free diet cokes and guns.
Elon Musk tweet "my bedside table" featuring 4 empty soda cans and two firearms
November 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis - Indiana describes inventory item "squab-on-a-stick" bought from a street vendor in Algiers as "Squab, huh? It looks like a barbecued pigeon."
November 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM